"How dare you take your dying cat to the vet while you owe me money!"

[Mister Obvious]

She persuaded me to move back here and rent her mom's old house in September by promising to take me to Oklahoma to get my stuff out of storage, where it's been for three years. But no sooner had I moved in than she said, "I'm not going to Oklahoma. You need to raise the money to get it yourself." So I'm still essentially living out of a suitcase some eight months later.

It sounds like she straight up tricked you intentionally.

Is she much younger than your dad or are they both equally old farts?

Thank God they're not married.

They better just stay there until he kicks the bucket...

That way there won't be any question that she's not entitled to any of his shit.