Miss Piggy goes on a field trip

[Mister Obvious]

my birthmother jumped in front of a train

I tried breastfeeding right away but got slapped

One thing i noticed was strange dudes that wandered in for a few days then just vanished.

After the vittles my duty was to prepare a luxury bath for the hobos , i never had to touch em or scrub em down that was always moms job and she even git in the tub sometimes if they were real dirty she told me.

Oh baby, you know I looove getting clean with some hobos...



Mmmmm.