ME SO HORNY!!!!!

[Master Oblivious]

It was a mattress, not a couch...

And this is the second time you've had to be corrected...

So as per usual, disappointing.

Okay. Sure. Still not sure what your'e talking about but I'm going with it. 
I'm making shit up, your talking as if it's real and adding to it. Cool for creativity
I guess....everyone here "is" role playing as the site says. 

You're always right, guess I've been corrected again. Damn you're good! 

The irony of living in your state and not doing with a proper wood Louisville slugger.
That's what I'd call disappointing for the par. Zero judgement hun. 
Just the facts mam.