Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Being a cowboy justifies the way Zane lives.

If you look at Zane's life through any other lens?

It's kind of unacceptable.

I think for Zane it's either be a cowboy, or be a ship sailing fucker.

Fuckin' guy's proven he can do both.

I am not that turned on by ocean life.

Would I even want to watch that shit if it were possible??

God. Dang. Dude. Fuck. Not really.

I'm sorry.

I am truly sorry.

There's a fucking reason it never happened.

SHIP LIFE...

TRUE long distance hardcore ship life is supposed to be lived in a veil of secrecy.

It's the MOST DANGEROUS occupation for a reason.

Y'all know this...

So unless you're doing it ALONE, don't even be stupid.

Being a cowboy is sexier, safer, more massively appealing, so much sexier.

It's so much better, so many more women, so much more...

Just so much better.

You can RETIRE to the sea life...

But you never come back from full on sea life, and you are still too beautiful to retire.