07-06-2020, 05:00 PM
(07-06-2020, 04:56 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: But you never come back from full on sea life, and you are still too beautiful to retire.

You CANNOT come back from sea life. You will never be a cowboy again after public sea life.
It's literally not possible.
ASK ANYONE WHO'S DONE IT.
Lol.
If you're done being a massively appealing, warm, hot, sexy cowboy...
Fine.
That's okay.
But I have literally nothing to say about the boat thing.
Shit has to get pretty gnarly before the whole "leaving on a boat and never coming back" thingy.
The great thing about the islander ladies is that they love the old dudes...
If you're not old enough yet, you're just not old enough yet.
The payoff isn't as sweet when you're young.
Does Zane really feel like he's earned that kinda payoff???
Hmmm.
Is Zane like...
Ready to retire?
Could be.
