So when's the last time you been on a date?

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I was DYING to hear someone say "We bought and microwaved Hot Pockets at a Chevron
station. Sat in the car and ate them in the parking lot, drinking luke-warm Big Red/Dr. Pepper
combos and talked about penguins. Then, we took turns going back inside to pee..."

My dreams are simple. : (

They met at work, at Walmart.
He was the guy at the door wearing a vest that said Loss Prevention Officer checking receipts. She was s simple cashier.....