Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

I'd go up to her and talk to her like a regular chick unless she fended me off with Bitch Resting Face.

I love that.

I think she'd be receptive.

One gift of becoming older as a woman is being able to lose the innate jealousy that accompanies your very essence when you're a young chick.

It blinds you and makes you unable to see other females for anything deeper than the "competition" that appears on the surface.

Once the dust settles, you can peer through and see the essence within people and admire it rather than hate it or fear it.