THIS is what YouTube was created for!

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When someone tells you to go fly a kite, make it a Bat Kite! lol

[video=themtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buOArGcuwBk[/video]

One morning, Ben Franklin was flying a kite while his wife Deborah fixed breakfast.

Deborah watched from the kitchen window as Ben ran across the yard, dragging the kite behind him on the ground. She stuck her head out the window and yelled:

"Ben, what the hell do you call yourself doing?"

"Oh hell, Deborah, I can't get this damned thing to fly!"

"Of course not! What you need is a piece of tail!"

"That's what I told you this morning, and you told me to go fly a kite!"