09-23-2020, 11:22 AM
Quote:Yo mama so fat, after sex she don't smoke a cigarette, she smokes a ham
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps up she gets stuck in the air
Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo mama so fat, her favorite food is MORE
Yo mama so fat, her tiddies have tiddies
Yo mama so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat, they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'
Yo mama so fat, her jeans have stretch marks
Yo mama so fat, her shadow weighs 75lbs.
Yo mama so fat, the bitch sweats gravy!
All from memory. [Didn't want to Google any]
But yeah, that's pretty much my take-away from Jr. High.
