So the other day I'm listening to Funk Ferret and this song comes on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ915MnKQYs
And I'm just thinking, who in the FUCK would wanna date somebody named "Slim"???
That shit better be irony, it better be a joke.
Women do not want a rail thin dude.
WHY?
Because THEY LOOK LIKE THEY CAN'T FEED YOU (or your potential offspring).
PERIOD.
Nature.
That said...
If you're a naturally skinny dude, look, it's whatever...
If you want a woman, you better just be sure you SOMEHOW FLAUNT your ability to feed a woman something besides dick.
If it ain't a goal in life, then I guess you're good.
The only women who wouldn't care about this would be those who are addicted to drugs, or have an otherwise totally broken survival mechanism...
Which is LOW VIBE and NOT GOOD for relationships anyways.
I'm just saying.
I'm here all week and I WILL tell you the truths of life, mkay.
It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ915MnKQYs
And I'm just thinking, who in the FUCK would wanna date somebody named "Slim"???
That shit better be irony, it better be a joke.
Women do not want a rail thin dude.
WHY?
Because THEY LOOK LIKE THEY CAN'T FEED YOU (or your potential offspring).
PERIOD.
Nature.
That said...
If you're a naturally skinny dude, look, it's whatever...
If you want a woman, you better just be sure you SOMEHOW FLAUNT your ability to feed a woman something besides dick.
If it ain't a goal in life, then I guess you're good.
The only women who wouldn't care about this would be those who are addicted to drugs, or have an otherwise totally broken survival mechanism...
Which is LOW VIBE and NOT GOOD for relationships anyways.
I'm just saying.
I'm here all week and I WILL tell you the truths of life, mkay.
It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't.
