Women don't want rail thin dudes, and here's why...

[Mister Obvious]

Most women can feed themselves. They want a man's money to blow on shoes and purses.

So the Rolex and Florsheims are really just signalling that he can keep her in buttons and bows.

Dev, I'm sorry but your saltiness is not an argument.

You know it's true, you know it's nature.

It is fact.

I forgive you and recognize your words for what they are.

But again, this is nature.