Audio Pareidolia: We need to talk about this...

[Mister Obvious]

The shit's waking me up out of my fucking sleep now.

I woke up from something I interpreted as a bang and a knock.

Then I woke up from something I interpreted as a voice.

I was pretty annoyed at that juncture, so I put my head to my pillow hard, and I basically started hearing distant talk radio in it.

So I got up and turned my fan off (I've been using a great fan to sleep since I was a teenager and I've been using this specific fan for several years), get back in bed and listen...

There was nothing but total silence.

So I turn the fan back on and get in bed and try to fall asleep again.

Then I woke up again and it was finally sunrise.

I was pacing around my room and then heard one of the strangest "no legitimate cause" (i.e., can't blame it on a noise in the environment) voice yet, and it sounded like some kinda barbaric cry.

I decided fuck it, I'm getting up. No point in even trying.