10-23-2020, 02:50 PM
OK, this just happened! True as true can be.
I was in the kitchen throwing some grub on a plate when a little bird told me that
for the next two weeks shops were cutting out ALL sales deemed non-essential.
Well, knowing me as y'all do, I piped up with some serious anti-speech slamming
efforts to further control people. And after my brief laying down of the law I addressed
the e-snitch in the room...
"Ya hear that, Alexa, Siri, whatever the Hell your goddamn surveillance whore name is??"
And on my MOTHER'S GRAVE, that circuit-laden bitch had the audacity to pop off with:
"I think You have Me confused with someone else..."
To which I replied: "Naw baby girl, I got you nailed straight up the goddamn middle!"
Man, to think, people have this shit in their homes WILLINGLY!!
If I had say in it, there'd be no Echo anywhere near me beyond my own damn silly voice.
I was in the kitchen throwing some grub on a plate when a little bird told me that
for the next two weeks shops were cutting out ALL sales deemed non-essential.
Well, knowing me as y'all do, I piped up with some serious anti-speech slamming
efforts to further control people. And after my brief laying down of the law I addressed
the e-snitch in the room...
"Ya hear that, Alexa, Siri, whatever the Hell your goddamn surveillance whore name is??"
And on my MOTHER'S GRAVE, that circuit-laden bitch had the audacity to pop off with:
"I think You have Me confused with someone else..."
To which I replied: "Naw baby girl, I got you nailed straight up the goddamn middle!"
Man, to think, people have this shit in their homes WILLINGLY!!
If I had say in it, there'd be no Echo anywhere near me beyond my own damn silly voice.
