10-29-2020, 10:33 AM
If U Can't Dance was their most fun song IMO...
For some reason, this song takes me RIGHT BACK to watching "Unsolved Mysteries" re-runs, eating these huge blueberry marshmallows circa 1999.
I didn't have many friends as a kid (shocker), but I did have a few...
One of them was Ashley, and she was a chubby girl. I remember she came over to spend the night... she found this old stale bag of the blueberry marshmallows stuffed under my bed and I was like, "Umm, those are like really really old," and she just proceeded to eat them no fucks given whilst cackling like a witch telling me about how she caught her sister humping pillows.
I shit you not.
After Ashley fell asleep, I snuck out of the room and slept in the bed with my mom because I was scared.
For some reason, this song takes me RIGHT BACK to watching "Unsolved Mysteries" re-runs, eating these huge blueberry marshmallows circa 1999.
I didn't have many friends as a kid (shocker), but I did have a few...
One of them was Ashley, and she was a chubby girl. I remember she came over to spend the night... she found this old stale bag of the blueberry marshmallows stuffed under my bed and I was like, "Umm, those are like really really old," and she just proceeded to eat them no fucks given whilst cackling like a witch telling me about how she caught her sister humping pillows.
I shit you not.
After Ashley fell asleep, I snuck out of the room and slept in the bed with my mom because I was scared.
