Apparently Twitter is run by a disheveled homeless guy...

[Mister Obvious]

Being a billionaire kinda insulates him from the wall though, as that's what most women want.

Nope...

Women want attractive offspring https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_son_hypothesis and they don't care if it's from a wealthy man or not.

After they get their attractive offspring, then they want the wealthy man (resources for the offspring).