11-01-2020, 12:42 PM
Or lesbians who don't clean their dildos. They're just matted with hair and softly glistening. Not like a jewel, but like one of those yellowed walls above an oven that never gets wiped down and it has this kind of semi-gloss skein of grease? And lesbians -- A L W A Y S -- own dogs (note the plural), so there's also random tufts of various dog hairs matted along with the human hairs. You'll be hanging out watching some netflix with her (always something having to do with murder. Without fail.) and you'll just suddenly... notice a dildo a couple cushions down from you on the couch. And it's exactly as I've described it. At first you think it's a dead ferret or something, moist and furry.
NOT OKAY.
NOT OKAY.
