Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

When you are with Paris fucking Hilton...

It's okay to let yourself be a cuck.

If at the end of the day she successfully conceives with another man, you need to suck it up and be glad YOU'RE the one she wants to MARRY and ACTUALLY BE WITH.

Because she's PARIS FUCKING HILTON.

She's HOT as FUCK, especially for her age, sweet Jesus...

She's hot as fuck for any age. There's never been an ounce of fat over the line on that body. She's tight and fucking smooth. She is a fucking BABE.

She's Paris. Fucking. Hilton.

She's worth HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

She lives in at least one fucking MANSION and has luxury sports cars out the ass.

Would I let Paris Hilton cuck me? You better fucking bet I would... in a damn HEARTBEAT.

ESPECIALLY if she was just trying to get some babies from whatever source (who gives a fuck) and she wanted to be WITH ME at the end of the day, she wanted to marry ME, and have me be her ONE and ONLY.

I wouldn't care who she got the stupid babies from... he's a sperm donor. Meanwhile, I'm THE MAN and I get to be with PARIS FUCKING HILTON.

Gnomesayin'?

She isn't truly taking advantage of her excellent position in life and what it can do for her... maybe she just doesn't see it. But she better, before it's too late.