I got an abnormally big cock

[Mister Obvious]

I also know of one dude who went for literal porn stars and other elite hoes because his logic was that they could take the dick since he literally saw them do it with other dudes/on film.

It was a trainwreck for other reasons and I'm guessing real life sex with them either didn't happen, or it turned out to be much different than he figured it would be for whatever reason.