12-02-2020, 01:32 PM
Two cloves smashed through a garlic press. Roughly two TBSP's of salsa. The dip, not the dance.
I imagine it went a little something like this...
Me: "That time of year again, get my raw garlic fix!" *thinkin' happy thoughts*
Garlic: "Get a load of this prick. We are gonna FUCK his mouth and throat HAAAARRRRRD!!"
Me: [2 minutes in] "Mmm, this is starting to kinda sting..."
Me: [3 minutes in] "What the fuck is wrong with me??? Why?? God, WHY??"
Garlic: "Take it! Take it you fuck!!"
Me: [7 minutes in] *drinks water, catches breath* "Goddamn, that shit wadn't fuckin' around!"
Garlic: "Say my name bitch!"
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I imagine it went a little something like this...
Me: "That time of year again, get my raw garlic fix!" *thinkin' happy thoughts*
Garlic: "Get a load of this prick. We are gonna FUCK his mouth and throat HAAAARRRRRD!!"
Me: [2 minutes in] "Mmm, this is starting to kinda sting..."
Me: [3 minutes in] "What the fuck is wrong with me??? Why?? God, WHY??"
Garlic: "Take it! Take it you fuck!!"
Me: [7 minutes in] *drinks water, catches breath* "Goddamn, that shit wadn't fuckin' around!"
Garlic: "Say my name bitch!"
: /
