12-24-2020, 08:42 AM
I can see it now... *screen goes foggy into dream sequence*
MO: *looks around* "What the fuck is that noise??"
D & S: *tapping on kitchen window, pointing towards cutting board*
MO: "Oh this shit ain't happenin!!" *marches briskly to window*
D & S: *light up, high-fives each other*
MO: *throws window open* "Can I fucking HELP you??"
Dev: "Them dough scraps lookin' fine as Heyell!"
Seih: "Dude, we could totally take those off your hands, like, seriously."
MO: "Scraps??" *turns, walks to cutting board, grabs handful of dough off-cuts*
D & S: *super excited, high-fives again*
MO: *back in window* "I don't see any damn scraps!!" *shoves cookie dough into her mouth*
D & S: *looks at each other, sad as FUCK*
MO: *chews grotesquely, mouth open* "Are we done??"
Dev: "Laaaaaame."
Seih: "Yeah man, that was super uncool dude."
MO: *raises shotgun with right hand*
D & S: *eyes widen, fearful*
MO: "Now if you bitchiz will excuse me, I've got Christmas cheer to spread up in this motherfucker!"
Dev: "Well if you're gonna be that way..."
Seih: "Is that non-alcoholic Sangria in your glass... over there?" *points, wants some*
MO: "I'm countin' to Three!!"
D & S: *looks at each other again*
MO: "And I'm startin' at Two!!"
D & S: *scrambles in circles like the Keystone cops, runs off into the night making Three Stooges sounds*
MO: "Goddamn fuckwits..." *closes window, goes back to baking*
lol
MO: *looks around* "What the fuck is that noise??"
D & S: *tapping on kitchen window, pointing towards cutting board*
MO: "Oh this shit ain't happenin!!" *marches briskly to window*
D & S: *light up, high-fives each other*
MO: *throws window open* "Can I fucking HELP you??"
Dev: "Them dough scraps lookin' fine as Heyell!"
Seih: "Dude, we could totally take those off your hands, like, seriously."
MO: "Scraps??" *turns, walks to cutting board, grabs handful of dough off-cuts*
D & S: *super excited, high-fives again*
MO: *back in window* "I don't see any damn scraps!!" *shoves cookie dough into her mouth*
D & S: *looks at each other, sad as FUCK*
MO: *chews grotesquely, mouth open* "Are we done??"
Dev: "Laaaaaame."
Seih: "Yeah man, that was super uncool dude."
MO: *raises shotgun with right hand*
D & S: *eyes widen, fearful*
MO: "Now if you bitchiz will excuse me, I've got Christmas cheer to spread up in this motherfucker!"
Dev: "Well if you're gonna be that way..."
Seih: "Is that non-alcoholic Sangria in your glass... over there?" *points, wants some*
MO: "I'm countin' to Three!!"
D & S: *looks at each other again*
MO: "And I'm startin' at Two!!"
D & S: *scrambles in circles like the Keystone cops, runs off into the night making Three Stooges sounds*
MO: "Goddamn fuckwits..." *closes window, goes back to baking*
lol