12-24-2020, 12:29 PM
I have a bit of an aversion to purses. lol
In my youth, I was designated purse-holder. For my mom.
We'd be in Mont'gy Wards, Sears, Bealls, wherever; she'd be trying on clothes and guess who held watch
over her fucking life-on-a-strap? That's right - Ya boy here. *shakes head in disgust over past wrongs* lol
It wasn't until I was 12 [and found skateboarding] when my emotional/intellectual balls dropped
and I told the old girl "Aaay, sorry babe, I ain't tha one! So you haul that lady-sack in there WITH
you or get gaffled supreme. Choices, woman!"
That may or may not be exactly how it happened, memory's a liiiiittle fuzzy... but that's the jist. ; )
In my youth, I was designated purse-holder. For my mom.
We'd be in Mont'gy Wards, Sears, Bealls, wherever; she'd be trying on clothes and guess who held watch
over her fucking life-on-a-strap? That's right - Ya boy here. *shakes head in disgust over past wrongs* lol
It wasn't until I was 12 [and found skateboarding] when my emotional/intellectual balls dropped
and I told the old girl "Aaay, sorry babe, I ain't tha one! So you haul that lady-sack in there WITH
you or get gaffled supreme. Choices, woman!"
That may or may not be exactly how it happened, memory's a liiiiittle fuzzy... but that's the jist. ; )
