02-27-2021, 08:09 PM
I guarantee you those cats are Married! lol
The white cat is the wife; the dark one is the husband.
WC - Wife Cat
HC - Husband Cat
WC: "How can I ever trust you again?"
HC: "How many Catdamn times do I have to say it?"
WC: "Oh stop it, Herbert! You're a terrible liar!"
HC: "I didn't eat the Catdamn double-fudge sundae ice cream!"
WC: "You're a liar!! It was all down the front of your shirt!!"
HC: "THAT WAS A HAIRBALL!!"
WC: "Save it for your CA [Catnip Anonymous, lol] meetings!!"
HC: "Why do I ever even bother??"
WC: "I don't know, Herbert, why DO you??"
HC: "Jeezus CatChrist Evelyn, you're just like your mother!!"
WC: "You son of a catbitch in heat, you take that back!!!"
*needs a hobby*
