If you ain't got no meat on your bones...

[Atma]

What. The... 

FUCK.

This is some Mandela shit, right here.

NOBODY is calling it Paraboarding. 

And if they do, they're being 'corrected' by net-tards. 

Apparently "paraboarding" isn't a thing.

It's called Kiteboarding or Kitesurfing, depending on the type of board used.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

It's a parachute.
And a board.

P A R A B O A R D I N G.

I grew up in southern cali, and everyone called it fucking paraboarding.

Fucking KITE SURFING?

First of all... you're NOT SURFING, MOTHERFUCKER. 

Are you riding a wave? No, you're not. I mean, I guess you could kind of fuck with that on your way up or down just to be cute. 
But NO.

Second: THAT IS NOT A KITE, MOTHERFUCKER.
That is a fucking PARACHUTE. Kind of. I mean it's definitely MORE a parachute than a fucking KITE. 

M A N D E L A E F F E C T.