I want to start a pseudoscientific doomsday cult

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flip-flops

I dunno, if you start looking into it...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c...-flops.JPG

Some of these ancient flip flops and other footwear don't look right!

Were feet shaped differently back then or were they just trying shit out??

Looks like your toes would hang substantially over some of their thong shoes...

https://imgur.com/a/18paMXh

And how the fuck do these even work???