08-04-2021, 04:32 PM
(08-04-2021, 03:20 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Even the random people who only dropped in on some of my YouTuber threads to tell me how much I suck for being a weirdo stalker...
That's it, I'm calling in a mercenary from the lawless corners of the old west to take care of these bitches. She's a 350 lb chain-smoking dyke named Cunty McKnuckles and she rides on a T-rex named Clitorisaurus whose queefs are louder than its thundering footsteps.
By the way, did T-rexes fuck? Or was it more like the male would spill seed onto some kind of exposed sac in the mud, like some kind of reptilian mating thing? Maybe that's fish. I don't know. I can picture a male T-rex with its huge mouth, gritting its long and sharp teeth as it empties its load into some kind of moist nest filled with gelatinous sacs, with little bent arms tucked tightly, and then walking away, looking sadly over its shoulder at the pool of T-rex semen as it sinks and is absorbed.
Omg, can you imagine brontosaurus sex?
