Calling 47 Ursae Majoris

[Mister Obvious]

http://www.solstation.com/stars2/47uma-b6.jpg

I came from a planet with shallow water on top of a quartz-like layer.

Either the water was shallow, or I was just really fucking big, lmao!

There were no other creatures that I could see.

I could see myself "from the waist down" type deal.

I looked kind of like a seal or something, but I was blue.

My life consisted of being upon the shallow water, and I have no recollection of moving at all.

The last thing I remember was that a being (who I knew was alien) came along and proceeded to show me myself in a mirror...

I never saw myself in the mirror, that was the end.