I've legitimately concluded that tuna is bad for me...

[Mister Obvious]

I tried the dutch kind which is preserved in oil, not to good for you cos of the oil but very tasty.
You did eat smoked salmon years back and never reported sickness maybe smoking it removes something?

I remember that smoked salmon you're talking about.

Man it's been so long...

I just can't remember if it made me feel like shit or not.

I am going to try out kippered snacks next.

If they make me feel like shit or cause this kind of reaction...

I am gonna be sad as shit.

Like...

Tuna? I can let it go.

Kippered snacks, PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!