08-15-2021, 04:51 PM
That's a conversation I'd PAY to hear!!
Annie: "How long are them teeth?"
Goat seller: "My teeth?"
Annie: "Naw bitch, the goats!!"
GS: "Uuuuhh, normal, length?"
Annie: "Look here, you gotta measure them shits! I ain't finna pay for a granny goat, feel me?"
GS: "It's three years old."
Annie: "Aww see, ya done lost me. That's a bag of walkin' leather. How much did you say again?"
GS: "Two-fifty?"
Annie: *sounds of high-pitched screeching*
GS: "Jesus Christ!!!"
Annie: "I'll get back to you..." *hangs up phone*
Annie: "How long are them teeth?"
Goat seller: "My teeth?"
Annie: "Naw bitch, the goats!!"
GS: "Uuuuhh, normal, length?"
Annie: "Look here, you gotta measure them shits! I ain't finna pay for a granny goat, feel me?"
GS: "It's three years old."
Annie: "Aww see, ya done lost me. That's a bag of walkin' leather. How much did you say again?"
GS: "Two-fifty?"
Annie: *sounds of high-pitched screeching*
GS: "Jesus Christ!!!"
Annie: "I'll get back to you..." *hangs up phone*
