so tired of being pushed around by women

[Frank]

mom told me I would  be a great success in life if I just learned how to play the piano . so I spent countless hours  sitting on that   hard wooden bench playing songs I never liked .  I never learned how to be a player .   well now the girls laugh at me   because I walk a little funny  , too bad I can't just marry mom. I wish   mo was a candy striper here at the hospital and we could   do the kissy kissy