wish the government would just come door to door executing all of us useless eaters

[Brent]

this virus thingy is so boring and slow  and fake 

I want to save them time and trouble so please just book a time   and I can swing open my door   and just blow me 

dude I am serious  I will even lay down a big plastic sheet so its easy clean up 

plus  harvest all my loosh and take all my belongings  

governments are the best and    we need to   offer up our lives and souls to them , don't fight back