wish the government would just come door to door executing all of us useless eaters

[Mister Obvious]

I understand how you're feeling, it's a lot...

Especially when you're reading/looking at the news all the time.

Take a step back and tune out for a while.

They ain't at your door and they probably never will be.

But if they ever are...

Remember to handle it with a monk level of absolute no fucks given.

In that moment, you need to realize that it's all an illusion...

You're not real, they're not real, and you're just God taking a ride on a soap opera planet...