Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

I can't even imagine those two having sex.

Plus, it's all IVF, so it's not like it's required anyway.

And since it's IVF, there's no reason for them to be Carter's biological kids anyway.

I don't like her taste in men at all.

It'd have been better to never get married or reproduce than to go for a weird freaked out situation like it appears she's in with Carter.

Blah.

Paris...

For real, girl.

Maybe consider laying the law down to Carter and just get a WELL CHOSEN sperm donor instead...

Or just don't do it at all.

Her body is so flawless and beautiful, it'd be such a shame to ruin it with childbirth.

I'd rather see how fly she still looks at 50 than to see the result of having kids take its toll on her, mentally/emotionally/physically.

She's a great subject for an experiment in agelessness.