If you asked me what I care about in life, the answer would be two things...

[Mister Obvious]

When I vacuum, I vacuum like a fucking PSYCHO.

I found out that I can even vacuum THE CEILING. And the WALLS.

I didn't know this before. I thought it was only for the floor. NO. It's NOT only for the FLOOR.

So when I figured this out, yeah, my psycho vacuuming (which was already one of the main and first things people even notice about me) WENT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

I just wanna say, the battery life on Shark devices is SECOND TO NONE.

I can vacuum the floor, the walls, the ceiling, ALL to my heart's content, and the battery never runs out while I'm using it.

I've had the battery go dead ONCE. And it was because I slacked and didn't put it on the charge once when I was done with a pretty intense vac sesh.

IT'S THE GREATEST FUCKING VACUUM CLEANER EVER AND YOU NEED ONE. YOU NEED ONE RIGHT NOW AND YOU NEED TO POST HERE AND TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. LET'S ALL GET A SHARK CORDLESS STICK VAC AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE IT TOGETHER.

LET'S SHARE PHOTOS OF OUR VACUUM CLEANERS AND DETAIL OUR FAVORITE VACUUM CLEANING MEMORIES AND EXPERIENCES TOGETHER.