If you asked me what I care about in life, the answer would be two things...

[Mister Obvious]

And listen, if your favorite vac or that special vac in your life ISN'T a Shark, that's okay too.

I'm not gonna be a brand snob, I know different things work for different people.

You might need to do a little convincing and explaining before I'll accept your assertion that YOUR vac of non-Shark brand is so great...

But I will accept your vac and you CAN talk about it here, your non-Shark vac IS welcome.