The way we've been doing things is dumb and we need to start doing things differently

[Mister Obvious]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG this is so funny to me Guest, because I was literally just having a discussion with myself about how I don't mind authority figures as long as they're not ugly or fat. And I was saying like, it's okay to be fat (for a while) if you've got decent looks otherwise, but like if you're just straight ugly, you better have a really nice uniform.