I moan in ecstasy while I rip magnificently satisfying farts...

[Mister Obvious]

It's a sensual delight like none other.

I revel in the diet based varying volume and sheer bodaciousness of my farts...

I feel a sense of orgasmic glory in ripping those farts that betray the heartiness of what I had for dinner.

I am extravagantly gaseous and elated by the emissions that leave me with a forceful biological thunder.

I am in bliss.