The less I shower, the better I look! Anybody else noticed this in their own lives?

[Mister Obvious]

https://scalpmicrousa.com/how-do-i-get-t...-bald-head

In people who are bald, there is no hair to absorb sebum, which leads to excess oil on the scalp.

If that's true, then bald people should be wiping that excess oil all over their bodies, for real. Oh fuck yeah, you wanna talk about protecting the skin? Sheeeeeiiiiit. Perfect, the baldies out there are luckier than they think.