05-04-2022, 11:48 PM
S1 E31 - "How To Die For Nothing"
1:40 I know this guy's gotta be trouble, but I tell ya what... it don't stop him from being good looking! I was right... this show is a damn near endless source of eye candy!
1:55 lmao this ain't gonna end well.
2:25 seems like being from Texas bore a stigma in those days.
3:00 "I guess you take some learnin'." Lmfaololol.
3:10 well that didn't last long.
That ol' Boot Hill fills up quick and I bet it's the final resting place of a cool dozen of the finest lookin' motherfuckers who ever walked the earth!
3:20 "Guess this horse is mine now!"
3:40 Ned's dead, suckaaah!
5:05 Marshal Dillon seems a bit bothered.
5:25 I like Chester's instruction on how to make coffee in the background while this brooding, out-for-blood cowboy walks in and takes a table.
5:55 reminds me of Bob (the guy with the iconic laugh) making coffee with a pot of coffee instead of water.
6:50 they're talking about sassafras. I guess they use the root as a toothbrush.
7:35 DAMN this episode is tense.
9:20 what the hell is it with people on this show announcing in front of large groups of people that they're gonna kill somebody? Lmao. This is like the elevendieth time it's happened, and it's just a perfect framing situation.
9:40 agh, God man, this guy is perfectly creepy... like really well done.
10:25 see this is the part I don't get... was it not a crime to literally threaten to kill someone in front of 20 people in the wild west? *facepalm*
11:18 damn that's a nice pitcher and basin.
11:50 if Marshal Dillon wasn't there all night then where was he? Does he live somewhere else?? Are they gonna address this???
14:50 man Marshal Dillon's got a purdy mouth.
15:50 have we ever even seen this hotel owner guy before? He reminds me of those Star Trek extras that always get killed, lmao!
17:28 dude this hotel guy is annoying as hell, who's side is he on anyway? Not like the marshal doesn't protect his fricken hotel every day of the week along with the rest of Dodge.
17:48 some of these people's eyebrows look too good to be real.
20:20 lmfao what an idiot, yeah they're totally gonna kill that guy... 100%. He's totally unlikable.
22:00 they'll probably save his sorry ass instead of letting him get dealt with for the tard that he is. Hopefully he'll pucker up and get ready to kiss ass for the rest of the series.
23:00 um, wow. This fricken piece of crap needs to get kicked out of Dodge, his behavior is unacceptable and he's a traitor to the good marshal AND the people of Dodge as a whole.
I ended up having to turn off the captions because they kept covering Matt's mouth while he was talking, and it was stiflin' my ladyboner. This episode had more of the classic "up close tell-off" scenes than any other before it. I suspect it'll be a trend from now on.
1:40 I know this guy's gotta be trouble, but I tell ya what... it don't stop him from being good looking! I was right... this show is a damn near endless source of eye candy!
1:55 lmao this ain't gonna end well.
2:25 seems like being from Texas bore a stigma in those days.
3:00 "I guess you take some learnin'." Lmfaololol.
3:10 well that didn't last long.
That ol' Boot Hill fills up quick and I bet it's the final resting place of a cool dozen of the finest lookin' motherfuckers who ever walked the earth!
3:20 "Guess this horse is mine now!"
3:40 Ned's dead, suckaaah!
5:05 Marshal Dillon seems a bit bothered.
5:25 I like Chester's instruction on how to make coffee in the background while this brooding, out-for-blood cowboy walks in and takes a table.
5:55 reminds me of Bob (the guy with the iconic laugh) making coffee with a pot of coffee instead of water.
6:50 they're talking about sassafras. I guess they use the root as a toothbrush.
7:35 DAMN this episode is tense.
9:20 what the hell is it with people on this show announcing in front of large groups of people that they're gonna kill somebody? Lmao. This is like the elevendieth time it's happened, and it's just a perfect framing situation.
9:40 agh, God man, this guy is perfectly creepy... like really well done.
10:25 see this is the part I don't get... was it not a crime to literally threaten to kill someone in front of 20 people in the wild west? *facepalm*
11:18 damn that's a nice pitcher and basin.
11:50 if Marshal Dillon wasn't there all night then where was he? Does he live somewhere else?? Are they gonna address this???
14:50 man Marshal Dillon's got a purdy mouth.
15:50 have we ever even seen this hotel owner guy before? He reminds me of those Star Trek extras that always get killed, lmao!
17:28 dude this hotel guy is annoying as hell, who's side is he on anyway? Not like the marshal doesn't protect his fricken hotel every day of the week along with the rest of Dodge.
17:48 some of these people's eyebrows look too good to be real.
20:20 lmfao what an idiot, yeah they're totally gonna kill that guy... 100%. He's totally unlikable.
22:00 they'll probably save his sorry ass instead of letting him get dealt with for the tard that he is. Hopefully he'll pucker up and get ready to kiss ass for the rest of the series.
23:00 um, wow. This fricken piece of crap needs to get kicked out of Dodge, his behavior is unacceptable and he's a traitor to the good marshal AND the people of Dodge as a whole.
I ended up having to turn off the captions because they kept covering Matt's mouth while he was talking, and it was stiflin' my ladyboner. This episode had more of the classic "up close tell-off" scenes than any other before it. I suspect it'll be a trend from now on.
