05-08-2022, 07:58 PM
S2 E23 - "Sweet and Sour"
0:29 "There's a sayin' that this is a hard land on women and horses... and by heaven, it's sure true. I've seen many a pretty girl come out here from back east to dance in the dance halls, and in no time she's all dried out like a buffalo bone. It must take a man with carpetbagger blood in him to talk any woman into comin' west. But they still come. And they still cause me trouble when they do. Matt Dillon, US Marshal."
1:20 lol it says "Abilene Stage 2 Days Late" and there's a guy sleeping in the office.
2:45 well I'd appreciate it if the good marshal would shove his eyes back in their sockets and pick his jaw up off the floor... they're acting like she's the prettiest lady they've ever seen or something.
3:08 what the fuck was with that LAUGH, dude, I mean?!?!?!
3:56 roflmao @ the facepalm.
4:20 THE LADY SAID NO, MISTER.
5:30 well this is gonna be an awkward ride.
6:10 lol Marshal Dillon knows somebody over in Dodge who can hook you up with a job real fast.
6:20 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my God I CANNOT believe he said that. He literally just said what I said. What the actual fuck man. I wasn't being SERIOUS.
6:50 dude I'd be puking so fucking hard on that stagecoach.
8:10 "How do you know? You haven't tried it yet." Bwahahaha, now that was a good one!
9:15 "As long as she knows what to expect... gettin' railed hard by a bunch of horny cowboys every night!" Ooooo la la!
9:20 look at her stroking Matt's arm... I'd be boiling in jealous rage. How the fuck does Kitty deal with this?? I can hardly deal with it!!!
9:28 "I'm just half owner of this place." Ah wow, so this is the first time we hear about what Miss Kitty's real position is here. I knew that other guy said he owned it in that one episode, so I was curious.
9:45 well, I mean, let's keep it real though... Miss Kitty's the hottest broad in town regardless.
12:40 I mean she totally didn't "ask for it" OR start the fight or anything like that, but... I mean, I guess Kitty knows her bitches.
12:50 I don't really understand why Kitty's convinced this lady "likes" to have men fight over her, she's no prettier or better dressed than any of the other chicks who are ever on this show.
I mean then again, I guess I shouldn't be questioning Kitty's judgement here. It's not like she's coming at it from a place of jealousy. And the way that chick was stroking Matt's arm... I guess I can see how this lady just sets herself up for it. I dunno. It's not a clear-cut case of anything that I recognize, but let's see how it plays out.
13:17 oh yeah, somebody's totally gonna die over this chick.
13:30 they look all puzzled as if a fight over a saloon girl is a foreign concept to them or something.
13:40 dang, she really does look like a shit stirrer in this scene though. And listen to that creepy music.
14:00 they've given her the most scandalous fake lashes I've seen on here yet.
14:30 Kitty's so much better than all the other chicks... it's not disputable.
14:50 "I drink only brandy please" OHOHOHOHO. This bitch DIDN'T. She DIDN'T. *I* drink only brandy, so I take offense to having anything in common with this chick!!!
15:10 you CANNOT tell me she's never done THIS before. I think I would have picked a couple of better looking dudes though. Then again, it's not like they made their money JUST by having sex with ALL the dudes, they made a lot of it by encouraging them to drink.
16:26 WOWWWWWW. Now you don't see THAT too often!!! A twofer!!!
18:45 dude I dunno, this lady's kinda creepy. I think she DOES do it on purpose. And she always pulls the "it's just awful being a woman" card as if it's an excuse or a pass. So I guess that's the moral of this story. Some ladies stir the pot and then act like the victim! Matt's onto her though.
22:40 lolol that look of "Yuuuup" that he shoots over to Kitty and Chester.
22:58 TBH she's almost like a predator that takes out the dumbest and most brutish of the prey. It's like some kinda natural ecosystem thingy.
23:15 lol she gets Marshal Dillon's arm right around her neck... that's hot.
23:45 the look on his face when he fired was soooooo sexy.
24:09 lol look at how he shoves her... I swear this chick is getting all the good action outta Matt.
24:18 shit I'd do just about anything he said!!! *nanarub*
24:50 at least that we know of.
25:38 that ending theme has some of the most interesting percussion on it... I wonder what they used to make that sound.
0:29 "There's a sayin' that this is a hard land on women and horses... and by heaven, it's sure true. I've seen many a pretty girl come out here from back east to dance in the dance halls, and in no time she's all dried out like a buffalo bone. It must take a man with carpetbagger blood in him to talk any woman into comin' west. But they still come. And they still cause me trouble when they do. Matt Dillon, US Marshal."
1:20 lol it says "Abilene Stage 2 Days Late" and there's a guy sleeping in the office.
2:45 well I'd appreciate it if the good marshal would shove his eyes back in their sockets and pick his jaw up off the floor... they're acting like she's the prettiest lady they've ever seen or something.
3:08 what the fuck was with that LAUGH, dude, I mean?!?!?!
3:56 roflmao @ the facepalm.
4:20 THE LADY SAID NO, MISTER.
5:30 well this is gonna be an awkward ride.
6:10 lol Marshal Dillon knows somebody over in Dodge who can hook you up with a job real fast.
6:20 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my God I CANNOT believe he said that. He literally just said what I said. What the actual fuck man. I wasn't being SERIOUS.
6:50 dude I'd be puking so fucking hard on that stagecoach.
8:10 "How do you know? You haven't tried it yet." Bwahahaha, now that was a good one!
9:15 "As long as she knows what to expect... gettin' railed hard by a bunch of horny cowboys every night!" Ooooo la la!
9:20 look at her stroking Matt's arm... I'd be boiling in jealous rage. How the fuck does Kitty deal with this?? I can hardly deal with it!!!
9:28 "I'm just half owner of this place." Ah wow, so this is the first time we hear about what Miss Kitty's real position is here. I knew that other guy said he owned it in that one episode, so I was curious.
9:45 well, I mean, let's keep it real though... Miss Kitty's the hottest broad in town regardless.
12:40 I mean she totally didn't "ask for it" OR start the fight or anything like that, but... I mean, I guess Kitty knows her bitches.
12:50 I don't really understand why Kitty's convinced this lady "likes" to have men fight over her, she's no prettier or better dressed than any of the other chicks who are ever on this show.
I mean then again, I guess I shouldn't be questioning Kitty's judgement here. It's not like she's coming at it from a place of jealousy. And the way that chick was stroking Matt's arm... I guess I can see how this lady just sets herself up for it. I dunno. It's not a clear-cut case of anything that I recognize, but let's see how it plays out.
13:17 oh yeah, somebody's totally gonna die over this chick.
13:30 they look all puzzled as if a fight over a saloon girl is a foreign concept to them or something.
13:40 dang, she really does look like a shit stirrer in this scene though. And listen to that creepy music.
14:00 they've given her the most scandalous fake lashes I've seen on here yet.
14:30 Kitty's so much better than all the other chicks... it's not disputable.
14:50 "I drink only brandy please" OHOHOHOHO. This bitch DIDN'T. She DIDN'T. *I* drink only brandy, so I take offense to having anything in common with this chick!!!
15:10 you CANNOT tell me she's never done THIS before. I think I would have picked a couple of better looking dudes though. Then again, it's not like they made their money JUST by having sex with ALL the dudes, they made a lot of it by encouraging them to drink.
16:26 WOWWWWWW. Now you don't see THAT too often!!! A twofer!!!
18:45 dude I dunno, this lady's kinda creepy. I think she DOES do it on purpose. And she always pulls the "it's just awful being a woman" card as if it's an excuse or a pass. So I guess that's the moral of this story. Some ladies stir the pot and then act like the victim! Matt's onto her though.
22:40 lolol that look of "Yuuuup" that he shoots over to Kitty and Chester.
22:58 TBH she's almost like a predator that takes out the dumbest and most brutish of the prey. It's like some kinda natural ecosystem thingy.
23:15 lol she gets Marshal Dillon's arm right around her neck... that's hot.
23:45 the look on his face when he fired was soooooo sexy.
24:09 lol look at how he shoves her... I swear this chick is getting all the good action outta Matt.
24:18 shit I'd do just about anything he said!!! *nanarub*
24:50 at least that we know of.
25:38 that ending theme has some of the most interesting percussion on it... I wonder what they used to make that sound.
