05-18-2022, 08:55 PM
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Ok, well...
I guess I'll just put this here.
Nobody is getting past the first ten minutes. If you do, hats off, baby. I mean FUCK, dude. What a snoozefest.
I skipped around and managed to watch about thirty total minutes, but .... why?
I can't believe the word "intelligence" is in any way associated with this shit.
OH WAIT, there WAS something new offered! The unveiling of a new program. Guess what it's called?
You couldn't if your life depended on it, even if you were totally psychic. You would pick it up via esp, and then immediately reject it as fucking absurd.
It's called: (sloppy/retarded-sounding drum roll) ....
"Airborne Object Management and Synchronization Group". Or, as the dude at the beginning LITERALLY says: AIMSOG.
Dude. Fucking AIMSOG.
AIMSOG IN THE HOOOOUSE.
It sounds like the name of some bigfoot-like creature from an old episode of Dr. Who, but less cool.
Yeah.
Anyway.
There's your real headline.
If they're trying to bore us out of any further querying, they've done a STELLAR fucking job.
Here's the fucking video.
Does anyone care to explain how or why 8 hours a day of Jonny Depp and Amber fucking Turdle is VASTLY more interesting and compelling, 18 fucking DAYS INTO the fucking trial... than the US CONGRESS discussing fucking UFOS on one supposedly important day?
Ninety fucking minutes? And you motherfuckers couldn't put together one ten-minute stretch of literally ANYTHING INTERESTING to say on the subject? Okay. No problem, fellas. Go wipe away the weird brown goo that probably collected in your stiff asses while sitting there saying absolutely jack shit for 90 minutes, and then go home. GO THE FUCK HOME. Bye. Fuck off. Fuck out of here.
Ok, well...
I guess I'll just put this here.
Nobody is getting past the first ten minutes. If you do, hats off, baby. I mean FUCK, dude. What a snoozefest.
I skipped around and managed to watch about thirty total minutes, but .... why?
I can't believe the word "intelligence" is in any way associated with this shit.
OH WAIT, there WAS something new offered! The unveiling of a new program. Guess what it's called?
You couldn't if your life depended on it, even if you were totally psychic. You would pick it up via esp, and then immediately reject it as fucking absurd.
It's called: (sloppy/retarded-sounding drum roll) ....
"Airborne Object Management and Synchronization Group". Or, as the dude at the beginning LITERALLY says: AIMSOG.
Dude. Fucking AIMSOG.
AIMSOG IN THE HOOOOUSE.
It sounds like the name of some bigfoot-like creature from an old episode of Dr. Who, but less cool.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Quote:Fucking CONGRESS talks UFO's for 90 fucking minutes and says zero interesting things.
There's your real headline.
If they're trying to bore us out of any further querying, they've done a STELLAR fucking job.
Here's the fucking video.
Does anyone care to explain how or why 8 hours a day of Jonny Depp and Amber fucking Turdle is VASTLY more interesting and compelling, 18 fucking DAYS INTO the fucking trial... than the US CONGRESS discussing fucking UFOS on one supposedly important day?
Ninety fucking minutes? And you motherfuckers couldn't put together one ten-minute stretch of literally ANYTHING INTERESTING to say on the subject? Okay. No problem, fellas. Go wipe away the weird brown goo that probably collected in your stiff asses while sitting there saying absolutely jack shit for 90 minutes, and then go home. GO THE FUCK HOME. Bye. Fuck off. Fuck out of here.
