05-20-2022, 01:47 AM
S4 E22 - "Kitty's Rebellion"
Ooo, this one sounds juicy, Kitty's been feisty lately!!!
0:36 I love Matt's profile... he's so sexy.
0:44 "Well, you want me to go back in?" roflmfao.
1:08 there's a fly on the post behind him. I love that realism. I feel like you'd never see a fly on a TV show today, lmao! Everything's shot on a green screen in a studio, it's all a bunch of fakery these days.
1:34 lol what's with the doomy music? Who's gonna get off this stagecoach?!
1:56 I like the stagecoach driver, he's in a lot of episodes. He's really good looking.
2:22 uh oh, looks like we've got a bonafide dude on our hands... *eye roll*
2:37 he's definitely perfectly chosen for the role, got a face you just love to hate. He's good looking or whatever, but he just looks like a priss.
2:40 "What's on your mind, son?" LOL, he's so offended by that. I mean the guy looks like he's 20. Apparently the actor is Barry McGuire... he didn't really go on to do much acting, which is sorta hard to believe.
3:08 uh oh, he's looking for Kitty! Matt looks taken aback. Jealousy?! That's hot. Makin' my ladybits tingle.
3:23 "Uh, Chester, why don't you go get the mail?" He stopped Chester from telling him where to find Kitty lmfao, he's totes jealous, what the eff! What's he gonna say to him!? *popcorn*
3:38 lmao he's gonna walk him over himself! Just to let Kitty know who's boss I guess... ain't no young buck gonna come between Matt and Kitty, much less a DUDE!!!
4:00 "You uh... know she's a saloon madame, right??"
4:22 "But... th-this is a saloon, sir!" lmfaoooh my.
5:00 awwwkwaaarrrrddd. She doesn't even recognize him?!
5:18 lmfao she's gonna be three sheets to the wind before she's done testing these alcohol samples!!!
5:50 "At your cervix."
6:18 I like Kitty's titties. You know if somebody was playing this character today, they'd have fake triple Ds and be all plastic.
6:50 "Listen, kid, I've been sluttin' this ass to frontier fellas since you were in diapers... a gal's gotta survive."
8:08 I dunno, he's likable enough. I'd take him for a ride.
10:00 lol they've always got a new chef.
11:40 oh Lord... have mercy on him, Kitty, he's just a little squirt. For real. Grin and bear it.
11:54 "Billy... for dessert, I'm gonna let you get a taste of this firecrotch and then maybe you'll understand why I had to share my special gifts and provide some sustenance to mankind."
11:58 oh dude come on... like does this shit really happen to Kitty on a regular basis? Like who just busts into a busy restaurant and yells across the room that way??
12:50 Kitty should have stood up right then and put her arm around Billy's arm and got in close to him. She's not exactly being supportive in a proper way. If she had done that, the guys would have no choice but to fuck off. With her just sitting there flapping her gums, there's division between the two. If she bridged the gap and 'chose', there would be no argument or incentive for the other guys. They'd leave with their tails between their legs, but who cares... they're just two bozos anyway. They're too gross and dirty to even be in the restaurant.
13:15 bitch, Billy doesn't need to sit down, you need to STAND UP AND GET NEXT TO HIM. Put your fucking body against his body. To me, this scene is unrealistic. It's made up for the sake of a story... it wouldn't go down this way in reality. It's not like this situation has any class left to it anyway, these two rowdy dirty cowboys have already fucked all that up, Kitty's got no reason to maintain some kind of facade. She's not reacting properly and I find it unrealistic.
13:20 OMFG HE JUST CALLED HIM A SQUIRT. I LITERALLY CALLED HIM A SQUIRT EARLIER. THIS IS INSANE.
13:35 yeah just great, get him to sit down so they can talk shit to him. Lame. Not like I'd be sticking around after a scene like that just took place in a restaurant anyway, I'd be the fuck out of there.
13:56 Kitty totally failed her little friend here, IMO. She really just failed that entire situation. That's not the way for a female to exert power over a situation. By claiming the young dude as her turf (even just temporarily), she would have diffused the entire situation. They might still wanna take it out on him later, but there'd be nothing to fight for... she would have proven she'd rather drink a beer mug of her own piss than cater to those dumbfuck cowboys again.
Staking a claim doesn't just apply to land... she should have made it clear who she was supporting in that situation, but she didn't and this is another episode where Kitty makes me not 100% like her. To me, Marshal Dillon can do no wrong. Chester gets annoying sometimes. Kitty's another character that pisses me off sometimes. I guess it's that type of friction that makes the show go 'round though.
15:20 and now Matt's being weird with her. Like yeah, he knew the kid was trouble for one reason or another as soon as he saw him, but. This whole thing is just wank. Billy's totally green and Kitty has a damn near motherly duty to protect him while he's in town. And yeah I mean... I still think they should bump uglies while they're at it, but that's beside the point. She's got a duty to him, to his sister, to their whole family. Where's the loyalty? Just because she's a bigtime saloon ownin' broad doesn't negate nature.
16:20 oh whatever, he's taken peoples' guns for less.
16:35 "That boy's gotta grow up sometime." I agree with him though.
17:10 "No man ever grew up by being babied either." Damn right. You know what else would have helped the kid grow up? If MISS FUCKING KITTY had taken his arm and DEFENDED *HIS* FUCKING HONOR, HOW ABOUT THAT?
17:20 "You're all alike!" Whatever, Kitty... seems like Kitty's empowered woman crap is getting to be a plank in her own eye.
17:28 again she's being a douchewit... you know there's gonna be trouble as soon as she gets there anyway, if she'd let Matt walk her then he'd be there right when it happened. Sooo obvious what's going on here. OT, but why the fuck do I smell mac 'n cheese when there's definitely no mac 'n cheese happening? Fuck that smells good!!!
18:48 "I ain't never been called out by no dude kid before." BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHHHH.
18:55 now in this scene the kid IS totally unlikable and Chester is handling the situation well. Billy needs to get the hell outta Dodge, and hopefully he gets out alive.
20:27 well thank God.
21:08 see, he wouldn't be "hiding behind" Kitty if Kitty had TAKEN THE INITIATIVE and CLAIMED HIM before. It pisses me the fuck off.
22:08 I mean it IS kind of a Darwinian situation in action, lmao but... somebody's gotta put a stop to it.
22:20 well at least she's FINALLY employing SOME KIND of psychological tactics here, my God.
22:50 that's one way to do it, I guess. I really liked this scene because it was super raw and real. She slipped up over her words a few times... that's realistic. That's something you would only see in a classic TV show, they don't allow that kind of thing anymore... real isn't allowed in modern TV and movies. It's all straight pure and total propaganda now... no moral stories, no perfect imperfection.
It's for the best that TV is dead, but shows on Netflix or Amazon or anywhere else that is replacing TV are really no better. They're all scrubbed and fake too. We better hold on to Gunsmoke and other true classics, because odds are, they'll never come close to doing anything that good again. Not unless those industries are revolutionized, taken back to basics, and started from scratch again.
23:20 see what she just did there to the cowboy? THAT'S WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE TO BILLY AT THE RESTAURANT. I can't fucking believe it. She makes the PRECISE PHYSICAL MOVEMENTS SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN... but too late, and on the wrong damn dude if you ask me.
All anybody learned from this is that Kitty sides with gross dirty saloon dudes and fronts on her "independent woman" shit instead of actually taking a true stand for herself and her interests. I'm calling it how I see it, and that's how I see this entire episode, her behavior, etc. I've said it from the start she ain't my favorite Gunsmoke character. Yeah, she's iconic. Yeah, without her there really is no Gunsmoke. But... it doesn't mean I like her all the time and it doesn't mean she's my favorite.
24:20 I knew she was gonna cry about this.
24:57 well you did, and you wouldn't have had to if you'd done the right thing to begin with. Now go upstairs and take it out on the good marshal's undoubtedly giant dick and just call it a night.
Ooo, this one sounds juicy, Kitty's been feisty lately!!!
0:36 I love Matt's profile... he's so sexy.
0:44 "Well, you want me to go back in?" roflmfao.
1:08 there's a fly on the post behind him. I love that realism. I feel like you'd never see a fly on a TV show today, lmao! Everything's shot on a green screen in a studio, it's all a bunch of fakery these days.
1:34 lol what's with the doomy music? Who's gonna get off this stagecoach?!
1:56 I like the stagecoach driver, he's in a lot of episodes. He's really good looking.
2:22 uh oh, looks like we've got a bonafide dude on our hands... *eye roll*
2:37 he's definitely perfectly chosen for the role, got a face you just love to hate. He's good looking or whatever, but he just looks like a priss.
2:40 "What's on your mind, son?" LOL, he's so offended by that. I mean the guy looks like he's 20. Apparently the actor is Barry McGuire... he didn't really go on to do much acting, which is sorta hard to believe.
3:08 uh oh, he's looking for Kitty! Matt looks taken aback. Jealousy?! That's hot. Makin' my ladybits tingle.
3:23 "Uh, Chester, why don't you go get the mail?" He stopped Chester from telling him where to find Kitty lmfao, he's totes jealous, what the eff! What's he gonna say to him!? *popcorn*
3:38 lmao he's gonna walk him over himself! Just to let Kitty know who's boss I guess... ain't no young buck gonna come between Matt and Kitty, much less a DUDE!!!
4:00 "You uh... know she's a saloon madame, right??"
4:22 "But... th-this is a saloon, sir!" lmfaoooh my.
5:00 awwwkwaaarrrrddd. She doesn't even recognize him?!
5:18 lmfao she's gonna be three sheets to the wind before she's done testing these alcohol samples!!!
5:50 "At your cervix."
6:18 I like Kitty's titties. You know if somebody was playing this character today, they'd have fake triple Ds and be all plastic.
6:50 "Listen, kid, I've been sluttin' this ass to frontier fellas since you were in diapers... a gal's gotta survive."
8:08 I dunno, he's likable enough. I'd take him for a ride.
10:00 lol they've always got a new chef.
11:40 oh Lord... have mercy on him, Kitty, he's just a little squirt. For real. Grin and bear it.
11:54 "Billy... for dessert, I'm gonna let you get a taste of this firecrotch and then maybe you'll understand why I had to share my special gifts and provide some sustenance to mankind."
11:58 oh dude come on... like does this shit really happen to Kitty on a regular basis? Like who just busts into a busy restaurant and yells across the room that way??
12:50 Kitty should have stood up right then and put her arm around Billy's arm and got in close to him. She's not exactly being supportive in a proper way. If she had done that, the guys would have no choice but to fuck off. With her just sitting there flapping her gums, there's division between the two. If she bridged the gap and 'chose', there would be no argument or incentive for the other guys. They'd leave with their tails between their legs, but who cares... they're just two bozos anyway. They're too gross and dirty to even be in the restaurant.
13:15 bitch, Billy doesn't need to sit down, you need to STAND UP AND GET NEXT TO HIM. Put your fucking body against his body. To me, this scene is unrealistic. It's made up for the sake of a story... it wouldn't go down this way in reality. It's not like this situation has any class left to it anyway, these two rowdy dirty cowboys have already fucked all that up, Kitty's got no reason to maintain some kind of facade. She's not reacting properly and I find it unrealistic.
13:20 OMFG HE JUST CALLED HIM A SQUIRT. I LITERALLY CALLED HIM A SQUIRT EARLIER. THIS IS INSANE.
13:35 yeah just great, get him to sit down so they can talk shit to him. Lame. Not like I'd be sticking around after a scene like that just took place in a restaurant anyway, I'd be the fuck out of there.
13:56 Kitty totally failed her little friend here, IMO. She really just failed that entire situation. That's not the way for a female to exert power over a situation. By claiming the young dude as her turf (even just temporarily), she would have diffused the entire situation. They might still wanna take it out on him later, but there'd be nothing to fight for... she would have proven she'd rather drink a beer mug of her own piss than cater to those dumbfuck cowboys again.
Staking a claim doesn't just apply to land... she should have made it clear who she was supporting in that situation, but she didn't and this is another episode where Kitty makes me not 100% like her. To me, Marshal Dillon can do no wrong. Chester gets annoying sometimes. Kitty's another character that pisses me off sometimes. I guess it's that type of friction that makes the show go 'round though.
15:20 and now Matt's being weird with her. Like yeah, he knew the kid was trouble for one reason or another as soon as he saw him, but. This whole thing is just wank. Billy's totally green and Kitty has a damn near motherly duty to protect him while he's in town. And yeah I mean... I still think they should bump uglies while they're at it, but that's beside the point. She's got a duty to him, to his sister, to their whole family. Where's the loyalty? Just because she's a bigtime saloon ownin' broad doesn't negate nature.
16:20 oh whatever, he's taken peoples' guns for less.
16:35 "That boy's gotta grow up sometime." I agree with him though.
17:10 "No man ever grew up by being babied either." Damn right. You know what else would have helped the kid grow up? If MISS FUCKING KITTY had taken his arm and DEFENDED *HIS* FUCKING HONOR, HOW ABOUT THAT?
17:20 "You're all alike!" Whatever, Kitty... seems like Kitty's empowered woman crap is getting to be a plank in her own eye.
17:28 again she's being a douchewit... you know there's gonna be trouble as soon as she gets there anyway, if she'd let Matt walk her then he'd be there right when it happened. Sooo obvious what's going on here. OT, but why the fuck do I smell mac 'n cheese when there's definitely no mac 'n cheese happening? Fuck that smells good!!!
18:48 "I ain't never been called out by no dude kid before." BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHHHH.
18:55 now in this scene the kid IS totally unlikable and Chester is handling the situation well. Billy needs to get the hell outta Dodge, and hopefully he gets out alive.
20:27 well thank God.
21:08 see, he wouldn't be "hiding behind" Kitty if Kitty had TAKEN THE INITIATIVE and CLAIMED HIM before. It pisses me the fuck off.
22:08 I mean it IS kind of a Darwinian situation in action, lmao but... somebody's gotta put a stop to it.
22:20 well at least she's FINALLY employing SOME KIND of psychological tactics here, my God.
22:50 that's one way to do it, I guess. I really liked this scene because it was super raw and real. She slipped up over her words a few times... that's realistic. That's something you would only see in a classic TV show, they don't allow that kind of thing anymore... real isn't allowed in modern TV and movies. It's all straight pure and total propaganda now... no moral stories, no perfect imperfection.
It's for the best that TV is dead, but shows on Netflix or Amazon or anywhere else that is replacing TV are really no better. They're all scrubbed and fake too. We better hold on to Gunsmoke and other true classics, because odds are, they'll never come close to doing anything that good again. Not unless those industries are revolutionized, taken back to basics, and started from scratch again.
23:20 see what she just did there to the cowboy? THAT'S WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE TO BILLY AT THE RESTAURANT. I can't fucking believe it. She makes the PRECISE PHYSICAL MOVEMENTS SHE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN... but too late, and on the wrong damn dude if you ask me.
All anybody learned from this is that Kitty sides with gross dirty saloon dudes and fronts on her "independent woman" shit instead of actually taking a true stand for herself and her interests. I'm calling it how I see it, and that's how I see this entire episode, her behavior, etc. I've said it from the start she ain't my favorite Gunsmoke character. Yeah, she's iconic. Yeah, without her there really is no Gunsmoke. But... it doesn't mean I like her all the time and it doesn't mean she's my favorite.
24:20 I knew she was gonna cry about this.
24:57 well you did, and you wouldn't have had to if you'd done the right thing to begin with. Now go upstairs and take it out on the good marshal's undoubtedly giant dick and just call it a night.
