05-26-2022, 12:07 AM
S5 E29 - "Colleen So Green"
0:10 I dunno if it's just this media player I'm using or if there really aren't any subtitles provided for this episode, but yeah, no options for subtitles are showing in the menu. Same disc as the last episode was on so I guess it's just this episode? We'll see.
0:42 he probably can't read.
1:00 TBH this guy's a pushy asshole, but I almost kinda like him. Character first impressions.
1:46 practically getting married in this scene. I'm guessing this is Colleen?? Is that Julie Andrews?? Honest to God looks like Julie Andrews, lmao, who IS this?! Hell no it's not Julie Andrews, lmao... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_Moore It's not entirely inconceivable that it COULD be Julie Andrews though, I mean she's 1 year younger than this chick and she was definitely a star by then. Anyways.
2:30 oh God, he's singing the Kansas song again...
2:37 Matt even looks LOW key annoyed, lmao. Maybe I'm just assuming, but yeah.
2:50 lol, I do love Chester though.
3:26 the music is absurdly high quality.
4:50 I smell bullshit, but... I will say this, if you knew the marshal in a specific town was a fineass mofo, this would be the perfect ruse to prey on any sympathies he may be inclined to!
5:16 he seems sooooo serious. There's definitely no "in" with him. Like not even a hint of one.
5:40 definite definite bullshit.
6:30 lmao... honestly?? If I couldn't get Matt, I'd definitely go for Doc. If I couldn't get Doc, I'd go for Chester.
7:00 I've never seen Doc be this charmed... I'm kinda turned on TBH.
7:08 lmfao Chester is trying to make sure Doc doesn't get in with her.
7:38 oh man, I forgot about this guy, lmao. They're playing all this whimsical music though, I can't imagine him being some kinda creepster set to THAT music.
8:09 at least he's tried to clean up. I guess if I couldn't get Chester...
8:50 I dunno, he's kinda nice.
9:00 I'd take him up on it. And if a lesbian affair with Miss Kitty didn't work out, I'd probably go for him.
10:20 ol' Marshal Dillon sure ain't sweatin' the bitchez, is he?? Cucumber cool! That's why we love him.
12:00 what do you wanna bet she tries to seduce him right here and now?
12:08 lmao that was the LEAST warm and friendly/happily he's EVER said his name. Lmfaololol.
13:08 "But, now, Marshal, if YOU offered..."
14:30 he's got a great hairline, I see that widow's peak, baby!!!
15:38 roflmfarolmfaofalmrofloaloalol her house is full of stuff people have been bringing.
16:13 uhhh, he GAVE her a house, so I'm thinkin' he must not be that fucking bad?! She has the deed.
16:35 pft, the hell they are... when has a man GIVEN YOU a house, Miss Kitty?! Sheeheheheheeeiiiittt. Kitty's got nothing to bitch about though, it's not like Marshal Dillon is trippin' over the town's new tail.
17:28 BAHAHAHAHAHA. I definitely do agree with Kitty in a lot of ways though. She's definitely right about her.
17:38 it's interesting he calls her a "taskmaster" because when she mentioned the bars for protection, I thought of Saturn... Kronos, the chained planet, also known as "Father Time" and the "Taskmaster".
18:17 looks like she's about to beat the absolute fucking snot out of him in this card game and she's pretending she doesn't even know how to play.
19:07 I sure hope she DOES know what she's doing.
21:46 look at the nod Matt gives to Doc... this character is so real.
22:20 I wish there were subtitles... can't understand what Doc says here.
23:18 "How much'd you lose??" Roflfmaorlfmafoalol YUUUUUUUP.
0:10 I dunno if it's just this media player I'm using or if there really aren't any subtitles provided for this episode, but yeah, no options for subtitles are showing in the menu. Same disc as the last episode was on so I guess it's just this episode? We'll see.
0:42 he probably can't read.
1:00 TBH this guy's a pushy asshole, but I almost kinda like him. Character first impressions.
1:46 practically getting married in this scene. I'm guessing this is Colleen?? Is that Julie Andrews?? Honest to God looks like Julie Andrews, lmao, who IS this?! Hell no it's not Julie Andrews, lmao... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanna_Moore It's not entirely inconceivable that it COULD be Julie Andrews though, I mean she's 1 year younger than this chick and she was definitely a star by then. Anyways.
2:30 oh God, he's singing the Kansas song again...
2:37 Matt even looks LOW key annoyed, lmao. Maybe I'm just assuming, but yeah.
2:50 lol, I do love Chester though.
3:26 the music is absurdly high quality.
4:50 I smell bullshit, but... I will say this, if you knew the marshal in a specific town was a fineass mofo, this would be the perfect ruse to prey on any sympathies he may be inclined to!
5:16 he seems sooooo serious. There's definitely no "in" with him. Like not even a hint of one.
5:40 definite definite bullshit.
6:30 lmao... honestly?? If I couldn't get Matt, I'd definitely go for Doc. If I couldn't get Doc, I'd go for Chester.
7:00 I've never seen Doc be this charmed... I'm kinda turned on TBH.
7:08 lmfao Chester is trying to make sure Doc doesn't get in with her.
7:38 oh man, I forgot about this guy, lmao. They're playing all this whimsical music though, I can't imagine him being some kinda creepster set to THAT music.
8:09 at least he's tried to clean up. I guess if I couldn't get Chester...
8:50 I dunno, he's kinda nice.
9:00 I'd take him up on it. And if a lesbian affair with Miss Kitty didn't work out, I'd probably go for him.
10:20 ol' Marshal Dillon sure ain't sweatin' the bitchez, is he?? Cucumber cool! That's why we love him.
12:00 what do you wanna bet she tries to seduce him right here and now?
12:08 lmao that was the LEAST warm and friendly/happily he's EVER said his name. Lmfaololol.
13:08 "But, now, Marshal, if YOU offered..."
14:30 he's got a great hairline, I see that widow's peak, baby!!!
15:38 roflmfarolmfaofalmrofloaloalol her house is full of stuff people have been bringing.
16:13 uhhh, he GAVE her a house, so I'm thinkin' he must not be that fucking bad?! She has the deed.
16:35 pft, the hell they are... when has a man GIVEN YOU a house, Miss Kitty?! Sheeheheheheeeiiiittt. Kitty's got nothing to bitch about though, it's not like Marshal Dillon is trippin' over the town's new tail.
17:28 BAHAHAHAHAHA. I definitely do agree with Kitty in a lot of ways though. She's definitely right about her.
17:38 it's interesting he calls her a "taskmaster" because when she mentioned the bars for protection, I thought of Saturn... Kronos, the chained planet, also known as "Father Time" and the "Taskmaster".
18:17 looks like she's about to beat the absolute fucking snot out of him in this card game and she's pretending she doesn't even know how to play.
19:07 I sure hope she DOES know what she's doing.
21:46 look at the nod Matt gives to Doc... this character is so real.
22:20 I wish there were subtitles... can't understand what Doc says here.
23:18 "How much'd you lose??" Roflfmaorlfmafoalol YUUUUUUUP.
