06-12-2022, 12:25 AM
S9 E2 - "Lover Boy"
This specific DVD has some super badass episode titles on the list... they all sound like epic gold.
0:10 I love that they've been rocking the same opening/intro for like 10 years.
0:28 this is a nice house.
1:10 this lady is hot, nice tits.
1:18 not trying to be a dick or anything, but this guy is too old for her.
1:56 "Sure has been nice meatin' ya!"
2:09 it's at this precise moment I realize THIS IS KEN FREAKIN' CURTIS. I LEGIT DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM, LMAO! So I guess this is his last guest appearance before he comes on the show for good as Festus.
It's so crazy I didn't recognize him. That just shows what a good actor he is. I thought he was starting to grow on me after I said he was too old for her and then I realized I'm starting to like him cuz he's freakin' Ken Curtis, lmao!
2:33 I mean, TBH, I'd never wanna see him again anyway if he reacted like that.
2:35 see, he's fine as hell as Festus... but when he's playing a character like this, he's considerably less sexy.
3:00 ew, this chick's being needy as fuck, dude. That's NOT hot.
4:11 I meeeeeaaaaannnn. I mean, I get it, it hurts to see some good dick walk away or whatever, but damn... it ain't like he's dead or something.
4:20 "Dodge City, 6 Months Later" lmfao... oh my God man, I'm digging all these title/location/time screens lately.
4:50 like, he's hot but... he's way hotter as Festus. I dunno what it is about Festus, but... yeah, I'd get naked for Festus instantly, but when he's just a regular looking guy, it'd take a lot more work. I'd let him jerk off all over me though.
5:38 lmfao @ the approximate directions to where her married ass lives.
5:42 "No, thank heavens." Roflmfao... Gunsmoke is low key anti-marriage and anti-kids havin'. I guess in a way, especially for the time, you could consider that a little propagandistic... but it's never been explicitly stated, it's not something the typical person would probably even gather from it anyway. It's just my perception that interprets it this way.
6:58 horses kinda make me sad... they're just so big and innocent and taken advantage of.
7:30 damn, that's Quint doing this guy a mighty solid. I dunno if I'd do the same for the guy. If he'd just gone home with his wife and not taken his "man's privilege" to go over and ogle some saloon girls, he wouldn't be in this situation.
8:40 DAAAAMNNN this guy has some nerve just straight up coming to her house. I mean it's not like she didn't tell him exactly how to find her and it's not like he didn't see her ride off alone, but STILL. Like. Damn. I mean. Gunsmoke knows what women want... for real. Whoever wrote this knows it's a chick's wildest dream to have some super sexy hot mysterious cowboy dude just take all the initiative and show up right at your doorstep ready to lay the pipe.
9:20 why is he SOOOOO much sexier as Festus??? The only real difference is the facial hair and attire, right? Like why is it so much different??
9:30 ooooohhhhh, ddddaaaammmnnnn. Now I think I remember why I ever thought Ken Curtis/Festus was sexy. Half of it is that body, mmmm, fuck. I love his stature and the size of him... apparently Ken Curtis was 6' but to me he looks like a nice 5'9" or so. I do love shorter dudes.
9:43 why the hell are they still saying that it's the only hotel in town when there's the Poppy Hotel and like at least one other???
10:03 I don't really like peanuts that much. The sweet glazed ones are kinda good, and the ones with the skin on are kinda good... but in general, I have never really liked them all that much.
11:00 "Ab, I keep that rolled up in my cooter during my lady time. It must have blown off the clothes line!"
12:00 the shitty part about it is "lover boy" ain't even any younger than her husband. It's a raw deal if you ask me. Too bad she couldn't get a piece of that sweet Quint Asper instead! After all, triflin' will probably be the last thing she ever does.
12:12 it always blows my mind when these old ass dudes marry young women they have no business being with anyway and then get all surprised when she takes a liking to somebody else... duh. The fuck do you expect? That's just what you get for being a selfish, gross old pervert.
13:08 "It was bound to happen sooner or later though, Doc." Damn right. It's called common sense.
13:50 Ken Curtis has always seemed really comfortable on the Gunsmoke set. I can't wait to observe him around the marshal's office though, it's such a strange twist of destiny that he lived in a jailhouse as a kid and then ended up playing the deputy marshal on this show.
16:30 lol I can't believe she ended up down at the Long Branch. I guess this is what happens to a girl after a drifting loverboy breaks her heart! She looks great as a saloon girl though, she definitely belongs there.
16:40 you know what, she kinda looks like a young Cindy Kay Currier!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/a/NrbdVPl
19:21 I would DEVOUUURRRRRR James Arness.
20:46 oh she'll get dressed after loverboy comes for a visit.
24:10 well, this Kyle fella is effed.
24:22 "He's fuckin' your wife!"
25:50 roflmfaooooo these are the times when it reminds me of a soap opera and I LOVE IT.
28:00 Burt Reynolds has a really nice voice.
30:22 "Uh-huh." Roflmfao, that shit ain't gonna fly with the Marshal, he's onto you now!!!
30:25 Marshal Dillon has a gorgeous mouth.
37:20 lol it's funny that they're so certain the marshal will kill him. But I guess either way it'd get him out of their way because he'd hang if the marshal didn't kill him first.
43:00 check out how the wood gets fractured, they're really firing some kinda ammo. Lmao. I mean, leave it to me to state the obvious but. I don't remember ever seeing anything like that on the show before.
Whoa, I did some Googling, check this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://scvhistory.com/scvhistory/lw3409.htm
https://i.imgur.com/WmSUhuR.jpg
That is BADASS.
So I guess people really were writing in to the show and talking about all kinds of stuff... critiques, praises, everything. Fascinating.
44:00 least respectable last words ever on the show IMO, lmao.
45:40 pft, he ain't gonna wanna be with her.
46:11 I'd like me some leather goods from that store!
48:20 well, guess it's time to go work down at the Long Branch, lmao.
48:55 THAT GUNSMOKE THHHOOUUUUGHHHH?!?!?!!!!
49:30 and to think, she could have just gotten on the stage or a train and headed off to some distant land to enjoy all the wild dick she wanted.
This specific DVD has some super badass episode titles on the list... they all sound like epic gold.
0:10 I love that they've been rocking the same opening/intro for like 10 years.
0:28 this is a nice house.
1:10 this lady is hot, nice tits.
1:18 not trying to be a dick or anything, but this guy is too old for her.
1:56 "Sure has been nice meatin' ya!"
2:09 it's at this precise moment I realize THIS IS KEN FREAKIN' CURTIS. I LEGIT DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM, LMAO! So I guess this is his last guest appearance before he comes on the show for good as Festus.
It's so crazy I didn't recognize him. That just shows what a good actor he is. I thought he was starting to grow on me after I said he was too old for her and then I realized I'm starting to like him cuz he's freakin' Ken Curtis, lmao!
2:33 I mean, TBH, I'd never wanna see him again anyway if he reacted like that.
2:35 see, he's fine as hell as Festus... but when he's playing a character like this, he's considerably less sexy.
3:00 ew, this chick's being needy as fuck, dude. That's NOT hot.
4:11 I meeeeeaaaaannnn. I mean, I get it, it hurts to see some good dick walk away or whatever, but damn... it ain't like he's dead or something.
4:20 "Dodge City, 6 Months Later" lmfao... oh my God man, I'm digging all these title/location/time screens lately.
4:50 like, he's hot but... he's way hotter as Festus. I dunno what it is about Festus, but... yeah, I'd get naked for Festus instantly, but when he's just a regular looking guy, it'd take a lot more work. I'd let him jerk off all over me though.
5:38 lmfao @ the approximate directions to where her married ass lives.
5:42 "No, thank heavens." Roflmfao... Gunsmoke is low key anti-marriage and anti-kids havin'. I guess in a way, especially for the time, you could consider that a little propagandistic... but it's never been explicitly stated, it's not something the typical person would probably even gather from it anyway. It's just my perception that interprets it this way.
6:58 horses kinda make me sad... they're just so big and innocent and taken advantage of.
7:30 damn, that's Quint doing this guy a mighty solid. I dunno if I'd do the same for the guy. If he'd just gone home with his wife and not taken his "man's privilege" to go over and ogle some saloon girls, he wouldn't be in this situation.
8:40 DAAAAMNNN this guy has some nerve just straight up coming to her house. I mean it's not like she didn't tell him exactly how to find her and it's not like he didn't see her ride off alone, but STILL. Like. Damn. I mean. Gunsmoke knows what women want... for real. Whoever wrote this knows it's a chick's wildest dream to have some super sexy hot mysterious cowboy dude just take all the initiative and show up right at your doorstep ready to lay the pipe.
9:20 why is he SOOOOO much sexier as Festus??? The only real difference is the facial hair and attire, right? Like why is it so much different??
9:30 ooooohhhhh, ddddaaaammmnnnn. Now I think I remember why I ever thought Ken Curtis/Festus was sexy. Half of it is that body, mmmm, fuck. I love his stature and the size of him... apparently Ken Curtis was 6' but to me he looks like a nice 5'9" or so. I do love shorter dudes.
9:43 why the hell are they still saying that it's the only hotel in town when there's the Poppy Hotel and like at least one other???
10:03 I don't really like peanuts that much. The sweet glazed ones are kinda good, and the ones with the skin on are kinda good... but in general, I have never really liked them all that much.
11:00 "Ab, I keep that rolled up in my cooter during my lady time. It must have blown off the clothes line!"
12:00 the shitty part about it is "lover boy" ain't even any younger than her husband. It's a raw deal if you ask me. Too bad she couldn't get a piece of that sweet Quint Asper instead! After all, triflin' will probably be the last thing she ever does.
12:12 it always blows my mind when these old ass dudes marry young women they have no business being with anyway and then get all surprised when she takes a liking to somebody else... duh. The fuck do you expect? That's just what you get for being a selfish, gross old pervert.
13:08 "It was bound to happen sooner or later though, Doc." Damn right. It's called common sense.
13:50 Ken Curtis has always seemed really comfortable on the Gunsmoke set. I can't wait to observe him around the marshal's office though, it's such a strange twist of destiny that he lived in a jailhouse as a kid and then ended up playing the deputy marshal on this show.
16:30 lol I can't believe she ended up down at the Long Branch. I guess this is what happens to a girl after a drifting loverboy breaks her heart! She looks great as a saloon girl though, she definitely belongs there.
16:40 you know what, she kinda looks like a young Cindy Kay Currier!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/a/NrbdVPl
19:21 I would DEVOUUURRRRRR James Arness.
20:46 oh she'll get dressed after loverboy comes for a visit.
24:10 well, this Kyle fella is effed.
24:22 "He's fuckin' your wife!"
25:50 roflmfaooooo these are the times when it reminds me of a soap opera and I LOVE IT.
28:00 Burt Reynolds has a really nice voice.
30:22 "Uh-huh." Roflmfao, that shit ain't gonna fly with the Marshal, he's onto you now!!!
30:25 Marshal Dillon has a gorgeous mouth.
37:20 lol it's funny that they're so certain the marshal will kill him. But I guess either way it'd get him out of their way because he'd hang if the marshal didn't kill him first.
43:00 check out how the wood gets fractured, they're really firing some kinda ammo. Lmao. I mean, leave it to me to state the obvious but. I don't remember ever seeing anything like that on the show before.
Whoa, I did some Googling, check this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://scvhistory.com/scvhistory/lw3409.htm
https://i.imgur.com/WmSUhuR.jpg
That is BADASS.
So I guess people really were writing in to the show and talking about all kinds of stuff... critiques, praises, everything. Fascinating.
44:00 least respectable last words ever on the show IMO, lmao.
45:40 pft, he ain't gonna wanna be with her.
46:11 I'd like me some leather goods from that store!
48:20 well, guess it's time to go work down at the Long Branch, lmao.
48:55 THAT GUNSMOKE THHHOOUUUUGHHHH?!?!?!!!!
49:30 and to think, she could have just gotten on the stage or a train and headed off to some distant land to enjoy all the wild dick she wanted.
