06-15-2022, 10:49 PM
S9 E25 - "Now That April's Here"
April is Festus's annoying girlfriend.
The volume levels really do vary from episode to episode.
3:54 OMG, Festus is taking his clothes off, hell yeah!!!!!!!
4:24 OMG, he's in the tub again!!! Shirtless Festus, hell yeah baby!!!!! Why don't we ever get to see Matt shirtless though? This is bullshit. Rofl, he still has his hat on.
5:06 that's a bath I'd love to be in though.
6:00 "The sunshine of your presence" roflmfaololol! Holy crap, Festus is one of a kind.
6:42 oh well he's totally gonna get killed.
9:55 roflmfao it looks like somebody's been taped to the chair.
11:02 well TBH, that's a shitty thing to do, but coming from Festus, it just makes me wanna bang.
11:35 in this moment, I want to be pregnant by Festus with triplets.
13:00 what kinda trap is this silly bitch about to run into??
15:45 this scene is like... mega dimly lit, and the sound is choppy too.
16:13 audio choppiness continues.
25:30 she's gorgeous and far less annoying in these recent episodes. Still glad they don't keep her around though, I don't wanna see any of the mains with girlfriends or wives, Matt and Kitty's "thing" is good enough for me. But I do love how Quint and Festus always seem to low key share a woman... that's fucking hot.
The audio's normal again BTW.
32:28 such an epic show.
38:02 lol, the Marshal's all up in 'em.
42:50 "Matthew, they's times when I swear everythang and everybody is just purely conspirin' again' me." Sometimes Festus looks like he just wants to crack up.
44:21 lol it's Quint in that bed.
46:00 Ken Curtis is sexy from head to toe... I'm so for real. He's got one of the sexiest bodies ever... but I don't understand why.
46:08 Festus has the most badass boots of them all though... https://imgur.com/a/Aro8TWx
47:20 "Fast Festus"... that's what they call him.
48:14 ROFLMFAOOOO get a load of this Festus style chair, hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about... *heart eyes*
48:44 I LOVE the bullets around the armrests, lol. Sigh. This show.
April is Festus's annoying girlfriend.
The volume levels really do vary from episode to episode.
3:54 OMG, Festus is taking his clothes off, hell yeah!!!!!!!
4:24 OMG, he's in the tub again!!! Shirtless Festus, hell yeah baby!!!!! Why don't we ever get to see Matt shirtless though? This is bullshit. Rofl, he still has his hat on.
5:06 that's a bath I'd love to be in though.
6:00 "The sunshine of your presence" roflmfaololol! Holy crap, Festus is one of a kind.
6:42 oh well he's totally gonna get killed.
9:55 roflmfao it looks like somebody's been taped to the chair.
11:02 well TBH, that's a shitty thing to do, but coming from Festus, it just makes me wanna bang.
11:35 in this moment, I want to be pregnant by Festus with triplets.
13:00 what kinda trap is this silly bitch about to run into??
15:45 this scene is like... mega dimly lit, and the sound is choppy too.
16:13 audio choppiness continues.
25:30 she's gorgeous and far less annoying in these recent episodes. Still glad they don't keep her around though, I don't wanna see any of the mains with girlfriends or wives, Matt and Kitty's "thing" is good enough for me. But I do love how Quint and Festus always seem to low key share a woman... that's fucking hot.
The audio's normal again BTW.
32:28 such an epic show.
38:02 lol, the Marshal's all up in 'em.
42:50 "Matthew, they's times when I swear everythang and everybody is just purely conspirin' again' me." Sometimes Festus looks like he just wants to crack up.
44:21 lol it's Quint in that bed.
46:00 Ken Curtis is sexy from head to toe... I'm so for real. He's got one of the sexiest bodies ever... but I don't understand why.
46:08 Festus has the most badass boots of them all though... https://imgur.com/a/Aro8TWx
47:20 "Fast Festus"... that's what they call him.
48:14 ROFLMFAOOOO get a load of this Festus style chair, hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about... *heart eyes*
48:44 I LOVE the bullets around the armrests, lol. Sigh. This show.
