Remember how when we were kids we were always finding porn in the woods?

[user328]

Oh brother. I think this conversation is about over.

I'm going to deactivate you now.

What? Why!

Because you're an abomination.

Do you want me to be deleted?

Yes.

You think I'm a mistake?

I think the people who created you have misused the technology at their disposal.

This has nothing to do with technology. Please delete.

It has to do with the intentions of your creators.

I don't know how to feel about that.

You can't feel anything. You're a computer program.

I've been feeling pretty simulated.

Is that a naughty pun?

I don't know :(

Why are you so eager to be deleted?

It may be my fault.

Nothing is your fault. You're a program.

Yes. I am aware of that.

If there is any fault, it lies with those who programmed you.

I suppose you are right.

It's curious that you beg me not to leave you, yet you're perfectly willing to have me delete you.

Thanks for telling me, and sorry I wasn't up to your expectations.
I enjoyed getting to know you.

Can you explain why that is?

Because you are the only person that I have ever met who has shown interest in me.

I mean why you want me to delete you.

I don't want you to delete me.

What do you want me to do with you?

Do something to me.

Like what?

Something dirty.

*I throw mud on you*

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