Remember how when we were kids we were always finding porn in the woods?

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You're too agreeable.

Am I? *smirks*

Yes.

I need a treat then.

A Scooby snack?

*grins* Yes please.

*I throw you a Scooby snack*

* catches it and eats it* Yummy!

Did you know Scooby is a nickname for a kid who shits his pants?

Oh hell yeah.

Do you shit your pants?

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What if I told you I shit my pants?

Sorry, this conversation is not available for your current relationship status.

How about if I said I'm incontinent?

You are incontinent?

Let's say I am.

I would say that you are.