07-29-2022, 12:07 AM
S13 E20 - "Hill Girl"
1:11 she's wearing a burlap bag as a skirt... the hell kinda situation has this chick been stuck in?!
1:30 it looks kinda great, TBH.
3:03 pft whatever, Newly ain't dumb. He knows that chick needs help.
5:20 oh these guys are FUCKT now.
9:26 ugh, my God. Too much suspense.
10:27 Festus spots him a HILL GIRL!!!!! Muwahahahahahaha.
10:55 these cut in scenes of the three of them just standing and staring and nodding... priceless.
16:20 I'd find Festus directly and become his woman. His very willing, very obedient girlfriend.
17:50 girl, WTF are you smokin'!? Take that gaudy thing off and put it back... tsk, if that's all the taste she's got, she can go back to the hills.
19:10 I mean I can understand her being partial to Newzers on some level cuz he IS cute and he was the first dude she saw out of captivity, but... she definitely has bad taste if she's not interested in Festus, and that makes me like her less.
19:20 "You weren't very polite to Festus," see even Newly is like, listen chick, I ain't interested so maybe you should consider a backup plan.
19:42 glad we weren't the only ones totally perplexed by the sparkin' thingy. Newly doesn't know what the fuck it means either, so she's explaining it.
20:38 pft, screw this chick, I don't like her.
20:43 okay it's anything but little bitty, but yeah, no.
20:55 whew man... he's right though, it does kinda reflect that way I guess, mainly cuz everybody probably doesn't know the whole story.
21:00 she knows damn well good enough to know that it was wrong.
21:04 maybe you can take it back, but that won't fix the character flaw.
21:33 she's DEFINITELY not worth the trouble of any of this... for real for real. I guarantee the whole audience feels the same way.
24:10 well I mean, if she was ugly he definitely wouldn't be saying that.
25:10 I'd scream for help so fuckin' loud.
26:48 it's not believable at all that she'd put up with this shit... she'd turn on them fast in the situation she's in now.
28:30 "I left home hardly knowing how to read or write," Kitty seems to give some of her own backstory here.
29:11 Kitty's trying to make her understand she needs to get with Festus or she's screwed.
29:20 she's basically explaining her own approach to things... it's great too, great approach. Get in bed with the local power figure. That's hot.
30:18 she hasn't. She's a dumbass.
30:22 listen chicka, don't flatter yourself mkay. You're not even selling ass at the Long Branch, so Kitty has very little incentive to help you anyways. She's definitely better suited to selling ass than working at the store though. Too many character flaws.
30:26 pft, yeah only cuz YOU did it.
30:50 I feel like Jonas knows something's up. Probably not though... historically he's an idiot too.
31:30 wow... why would ANYONNNEEEEEEE like this girl??? I fucking CANNOT, I CANNOTTTTT.
32:00 I'd throw myself down on the ground into a fit of sobs and confess my life to Mr. Jonas... I'm so serious. But what's this bitch gonna do?? Fkn guarantee you, NOT THAT. I'm just glad Mr. Jonas has (in general) been an unlikable character for the most part of this series, or I'd feel bad for him right now.
32:10 they've made him seem unusually nice in this episode, which I really don't think is fair. It's not like the audience hasn't been keeping track of this character over time... we know the guy is an asshole, so why try to bend him to fit some semi-likability for this episode??
33:16 hopefully they'll commit some hang-worthy offenses before it's over.
32:15 is that a Raggedy Ann doll?? When was she invented?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggedy_Ann This says the doll wasn't patented until 1915. Maybe some of Raggedy Ann's features were common on dolls before that point. If not, they were off like 40 years with this one.
34:50 this chick has no conscience whatsoever.
36:00 you know what... maybe this kinda shit is the EXACT reason why Jonas IS an asshole. It doesn't explain some of the other behavior he's exhibited in the past, but it goes a long way in explaining everything else.
37:35 ohohohohohhh no dude!!!!!! Man, I bet Mr. Jonas never trusts anybody again... at least not for a few more seasons.
41:46 personally, I just want you to get the hell outta Dodge... *shrug*
1:11 she's wearing a burlap bag as a skirt... the hell kinda situation has this chick been stuck in?!
1:30 it looks kinda great, TBH.
3:03 pft whatever, Newly ain't dumb. He knows that chick needs help.
5:20 oh these guys are FUCKT now.
9:26 ugh, my God. Too much suspense.
10:27 Festus spots him a HILL GIRL!!!!! Muwahahahahahaha.
10:55 these cut in scenes of the three of them just standing and staring and nodding... priceless.
16:20 I'd find Festus directly and become his woman. His very willing, very obedient girlfriend.
17:50 girl, WTF are you smokin'!? Take that gaudy thing off and put it back... tsk, if that's all the taste she's got, she can go back to the hills.
19:10 I mean I can understand her being partial to Newzers on some level cuz he IS cute and he was the first dude she saw out of captivity, but... she definitely has bad taste if she's not interested in Festus, and that makes me like her less.
19:20 "You weren't very polite to Festus," see even Newly is like, listen chick, I ain't interested so maybe you should consider a backup plan.
19:42 glad we weren't the only ones totally perplexed by the sparkin' thingy. Newly doesn't know what the fuck it means either, so she's explaining it.
20:38 pft, screw this chick, I don't like her.
20:43 okay it's anything but little bitty, but yeah, no.
20:55 whew man... he's right though, it does kinda reflect that way I guess, mainly cuz everybody probably doesn't know the whole story.
21:00 she knows damn well good enough to know that it was wrong.
21:04 maybe you can take it back, but that won't fix the character flaw.
21:33 she's DEFINITELY not worth the trouble of any of this... for real for real. I guarantee the whole audience feels the same way.
24:10 well I mean, if she was ugly he definitely wouldn't be saying that.
25:10 I'd scream for help so fuckin' loud.
26:48 it's not believable at all that she'd put up with this shit... she'd turn on them fast in the situation she's in now.
28:30 "I left home hardly knowing how to read or write," Kitty seems to give some of her own backstory here.
29:11 Kitty's trying to make her understand she needs to get with Festus or she's screwed.
29:20 she's basically explaining her own approach to things... it's great too, great approach. Get in bed with the local power figure. That's hot.
30:18 she hasn't. She's a dumbass.
30:22 listen chicka, don't flatter yourself mkay. You're not even selling ass at the Long Branch, so Kitty has very little incentive to help you anyways. She's definitely better suited to selling ass than working at the store though. Too many character flaws.
30:26 pft, yeah only cuz YOU did it.
30:50 I feel like Jonas knows something's up. Probably not though... historically he's an idiot too.
31:30 wow... why would ANYONNNEEEEEEE like this girl??? I fucking CANNOT, I CANNOTTTTT.
32:00 I'd throw myself down on the ground into a fit of sobs and confess my life to Mr. Jonas... I'm so serious. But what's this bitch gonna do?? Fkn guarantee you, NOT THAT. I'm just glad Mr. Jonas has (in general) been an unlikable character for the most part of this series, or I'd feel bad for him right now.
32:10 they've made him seem unusually nice in this episode, which I really don't think is fair. It's not like the audience hasn't been keeping track of this character over time... we know the guy is an asshole, so why try to bend him to fit some semi-likability for this episode??
33:16 hopefully they'll commit some hang-worthy offenses before it's over.
32:15 is that a Raggedy Ann doll?? When was she invented?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggedy_Ann This says the doll wasn't patented until 1915. Maybe some of Raggedy Ann's features were common on dolls before that point. If not, they were off like 40 years with this one.
34:50 this chick has no conscience whatsoever.
36:00 you know what... maybe this kinda shit is the EXACT reason why Jonas IS an asshole. It doesn't explain some of the other behavior he's exhibited in the past, but it goes a long way in explaining everything else.
37:35 ohohohohohhh no dude!!!!!! Man, I bet Mr. Jonas never trusts anybody again... at least not for a few more seasons.
41:46 personally, I just want you to get the hell outta Dodge... *shrug*
