08-07-2022, 08:59 PM
S14 E16 - "Time of the Jackals"
1:40 lol I love how they always have the outlaws kissing Matt's ass while they lay dying, like their egos are all swole cuz they got taken out by a legend.
2:55 isn't this BITCH one of Matt's old lovers?? No idea.
3:10 the weird thing is, I don't think it's even supposed to be the EXACT same chick... but she just always looks the same.
4:00 see, Festus is bestest, because he has enough sense to already be suspicious AF of this DAMN woman.
4:33 so I guess it IS supposed to be the same chick??? Her name is always some kinda "Lee" variation. Last time it was Leah, now it's Leona, etc. Well at least he doesn't have a TONNN of former love interests popping up all the time. A man's always got a past... his seems pretty respectable.
4:50 wait a second. Hold on hold on. Because Festus is convinced that it wasn't the Marshal's bullet, and I agree with him right off the bat. But... if it WAS his bullet, this means that she's the first chick Matt's ever officially shot. And it didn't even SHOW WHAT HAPPENED. Which I just CANNOT believe... I can't settle for that. The Marshal's first female kill needs to have an ENTIRE, INVOLVED story around it. Not just be some crap that happens off camera. Hopefully we'll find out that it really wasn't his bullet. HOPEFULLY. Cuz I've been waiting for him to shoot a chick since the beginning of the show, and if this is really it, I am gonna be disappointed.
6:55 "Why, that woman's gone from man to man like a bottle of cheap whiskey"... uh oh, somebody's about to get backhanded. He's right but I mean... if the Marshal's in the lineup then at least she has good taste.
9:24 "I wish I never would have given up that dick."
10:00 well, that's a relief!
10:16 see, that's my issue with this... even if she dies from complications, it's not the same as a straight up clean kill. This bitch better live, I'm so serious.
11:30 they're looking at Matt like he's lost dude cred. He's all soft over the old ball 'n chain up there in Doc's office. It ain't even right... he's losing his groove.
12:50 if Miss Kitty can't hook him, no one can, McSlutty. Now sheeeeeuuuudddup and go to sleep.
14:16 but didn't Miss Kitty meet her and even have to end up taking care of her for some other reason in the last episode she was in? So why is she acting like she doesn't know who she is??
15:08 the other guy probably shot her and she's just pretending like Matt did so she can get attention.
19:07 Newly and Festus are both wearing badges.
23:10 I think this is the first even semi-likable character Jonathan Goldsmith has ever played on the show, and just when I had been talking shit about him on that other episode not long ago.
25:35 it's Leslie Nielsen... I thought he looked familiar.
25:40 looks like she got moved over to one of Kitty's classy bedrooms while she recovers.
25:56 did I just see lesbian sparks fly??
26:00 check out the massive bump-up she's wearing in the back of that dress!!!!!!!!! It must be a dominance thing. Bwahahaha. Regardless, I'm telling you... reluctant and desirous lesbian sparks are flaring.
27:16 "But I've been at it now for 14 years..." OOOHOO HOOOHOOOO AHAAAAAH. Yyyyyuuuuupppp. Point taken, Miss Kitty. Man, I never thought of it like THAT before?!?!
29:18 Matt seems all weirded out that she's over at Kitty's... what's the fuckin' problem, MATT??
32:55 did you see how his eyes shot directly into the camera after he said that? I've seen him do that maybe once or twice before. There are these split seconds when he breaks the fourth wall. The other time was here... https://www.sectual.com/thread-18541-pos...#pid154324
33:10 "Pretty deep for a redhead." WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! Did he really just say that?!?!?!?!!!?!!?! https://imgur.com/a/4twLyr9
34:28 the perspective of this fireplace scene is pretty amazing.
34:38 I just didn't recognize Leslie Nielsen initially because I don't think I'd ever seen him so young before. His most famous roles are from the late '70s at the earliest, through the '90s and beyond. Iconic.
34:54 I dunno if I've ever even seen him play a serious role like this before... a bad guy. He seems like a great actor, TBH.
35:18 yeah this scene is scary AF!
35:25 his voice does sound the same, but kind of younger. He died in 2010 at age 84, and his last acting role appears to have been in 2009. He was in a tonnnn of movies and TV shows.
37:46 wow, check out this super legit Dodge City mud puddle aesthetic... https://i.imgur.com/uD3nLyC.png
38:27 it IS kinda dumb for him to just sleep in open sight like that, lol.
38:33 I would have just banged on the door and asked for help if I was this guy, lol.
39:30 ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh muh gawd. Ooooohhhhhhhh. <--- I just came. And you know exactly why.
43:30 is this lady seriously thinking about herself at a time like this?? Wow.
45:26 this is so eerie, I love it!!!
48:46 DAHAHAHAHAAAYYYUUUMMMMM. Wow, WOOOOOOWWWWWUH. I was NOT anticipating that level of badassery.
50:12 what an epic closing scene... God that was fire.
1:40 lol I love how they always have the outlaws kissing Matt's ass while they lay dying, like their egos are all swole cuz they got taken out by a legend.
2:55 isn't this BITCH one of Matt's old lovers?? No idea.
3:10 the weird thing is, I don't think it's even supposed to be the EXACT same chick... but she just always looks the same.
4:00 see, Festus is bestest, because he has enough sense to already be suspicious AF of this DAMN woman.
4:33 so I guess it IS supposed to be the same chick??? Her name is always some kinda "Lee" variation. Last time it was Leah, now it's Leona, etc. Well at least he doesn't have a TONNN of former love interests popping up all the time. A man's always got a past... his seems pretty respectable.
4:50 wait a second. Hold on hold on. Because Festus is convinced that it wasn't the Marshal's bullet, and I agree with him right off the bat. But... if it WAS his bullet, this means that she's the first chick Matt's ever officially shot. And it didn't even SHOW WHAT HAPPENED. Which I just CANNOT believe... I can't settle for that. The Marshal's first female kill needs to have an ENTIRE, INVOLVED story around it. Not just be some crap that happens off camera. Hopefully we'll find out that it really wasn't his bullet. HOPEFULLY. Cuz I've been waiting for him to shoot a chick since the beginning of the show, and if this is really it, I am gonna be disappointed.
6:55 "Why, that woman's gone from man to man like a bottle of cheap whiskey"... uh oh, somebody's about to get backhanded. He's right but I mean... if the Marshal's in the lineup then at least she has good taste.
9:24 "I wish I never would have given up that dick."
10:00 well, that's a relief!
10:16 see, that's my issue with this... even if she dies from complications, it's not the same as a straight up clean kill. This bitch better live, I'm so serious.
11:30 they're looking at Matt like he's lost dude cred. He's all soft over the old ball 'n chain up there in Doc's office. It ain't even right... he's losing his groove.
12:50 if Miss Kitty can't hook him, no one can, McSlutty. Now sheeeeeuuuudddup and go to sleep.
14:16 but didn't Miss Kitty meet her and even have to end up taking care of her for some other reason in the last episode she was in? So why is she acting like she doesn't know who she is??
15:08 the other guy probably shot her and she's just pretending like Matt did so she can get attention.
19:07 Newly and Festus are both wearing badges.
23:10 I think this is the first even semi-likable character Jonathan Goldsmith has ever played on the show, and just when I had been talking shit about him on that other episode not long ago.
25:35 it's Leslie Nielsen... I thought he looked familiar.
25:40 looks like she got moved over to one of Kitty's classy bedrooms while she recovers.
25:56 did I just see lesbian sparks fly??
26:00 check out the massive bump-up she's wearing in the back of that dress!!!!!!!!! It must be a dominance thing. Bwahahaha. Regardless, I'm telling you... reluctant and desirous lesbian sparks are flaring.
27:16 "But I've been at it now for 14 years..." OOOHOO HOOOHOOOO AHAAAAAH. Yyyyyuuuuupppp. Point taken, Miss Kitty. Man, I never thought of it like THAT before?!?!
29:18 Matt seems all weirded out that she's over at Kitty's... what's the fuckin' problem, MATT??
32:55 did you see how his eyes shot directly into the camera after he said that? I've seen him do that maybe once or twice before. There are these split seconds when he breaks the fourth wall. The other time was here... https://www.sectual.com/thread-18541-pos...#pid154324
33:10 "Pretty deep for a redhead." WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! Did he really just say that?!?!?!?!!!?!!?! https://imgur.com/a/4twLyr9
34:28 the perspective of this fireplace scene is pretty amazing.
34:38 I just didn't recognize Leslie Nielsen initially because I don't think I'd ever seen him so young before. His most famous roles are from the late '70s at the earliest, through the '90s and beyond. Iconic.
34:54 I dunno if I've ever even seen him play a serious role like this before... a bad guy. He seems like a great actor, TBH.
35:18 yeah this scene is scary AF!
35:25 his voice does sound the same, but kind of younger. He died in 2010 at age 84, and his last acting role appears to have been in 2009. He was in a tonnnn of movies and TV shows.
37:46 wow, check out this super legit Dodge City mud puddle aesthetic... https://i.imgur.com/uD3nLyC.png
38:27 it IS kinda dumb for him to just sleep in open sight like that, lol.
38:33 I would have just banged on the door and asked for help if I was this guy, lol.
39:30 ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh muh gawd. Ooooohhhhhhhh. <--- I just came. And you know exactly why.
43:30 is this lady seriously thinking about herself at a time like this?? Wow.
45:26 this is so eerie, I love it!!!
48:46 DAHAHAHAHAAAYYYUUUMMMMM. Wow, WOOOOOOWWWWWUH. I was NOT anticipating that level of badassery.
50:12 what an epic closing scene... God that was fire.
