08-14-2022, 11:10 PM
S14 E25 - "The Prisoner"
1:20 wasn't this same guy in the other episode about bad water too? Hey, that's Jon Voight, he HAS been on the show before! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Voight It wasn't him in the other bad water episode though, apparently it was somebody else.
1:33 damn he's fine as hell... you know what, he DOES sorta look like Angelia Jolie. I absolutely can see the resemblance in the mouth area. Kind of interesting. Angelina and her brother James Haven do look like their dad.
1:55 and you know what else, the combination of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie somehow made Shiloh Pitt look even more like her grandfather... https://i.imgur.com/cHvs5MG.jpg
3:00 I guess Newly is deputized right now, but Festus isn't.
4:10 save the sexy people... let that guy go free.
5:08 hoooooooly crap. Wowwwwwwww. I did NOT expect that.
5:20 now they've REALLY gotta let him go.
6:11 oh she's alright, she's just a little wet!!!!!! *dancing banana*
9:40 Kitty's gonna advocate for that sweet piece of meat.
15:00 "Sam... bring in a fresh deck." Oooooohhhhhh, KITTY!!!!!!!!!! I wanted you before, but now I want you baaaaaad gurl. Kitty's about to play CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:30 oh I GET IT. She's gonna play for the prisoner. Holy crap.
15:40 "Sam... bring in the chips, please." *staredown*
15:48 he's worth it though... he'd definitely lay the pipe on you if you win.
15:50 it's even showing her shuffling. I just came. Twice.
15:58 that looks like a heart shaped amethyst. *rewind*
God, this show. I just cannot even believe it's STILL GOOD. It's NOT good. It's fucking GREAT.
14:47 this is WICKED. Pure fucking sex. Levels. Of. EPIIIIICCCCC. Epiiiiicccc. Epic. Epic.
Oh my God, man. HOW. HOWWW.
I can't believe this show.
15:18 it fucking ISSSSSS a heart shaped amethyst. I cannot. I CANNNNNOOOTTTTTTTT. https://i.imgur.com/cxzPCaT.png I cannot. I'm trembling, this scene is Titanic when Rose is getting banged in the Jackwagon levels of pure sex. I might ACTUALLY vomit.
15:54 [THUMPS DECK] The captions enhance the experience for me... they do.
16:00 OMGGGGAHHH it's too good, it's too GOOD!!!!!!!! Gunsmoke: It's too good.
16:06 it's SHOWING HER DEALING. https://imgur.com/a/iasnl2m They're using red Rider back Bicycles, which were first made in 1887... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_Playing_Cards Prior to 1887, there were different designs on the back of the cards, but the Rider became their main design.
16:30 in this scene, the cards have switched to an entirely different deck! A VERY similar back, but I have never seen this specific design. https://i.imgur.com/1RVwXrd.png It could just be a custom deck they made for the show, with an ambiguous backing. Or it could be a design that really was from the 1870s. Maybe it'll show the court cards... if they're different than the standard Bicycles, they might be using a period specific deck. They changed the deck for a reason. Maybe they knew Bicycles weren't era appropriate, or they weren't sponsored by Bicycle so they couldn't use their cards up close on screen.
16:42 y'all, what the fuck... https://i.imgur.com/wKkqXJC.png
18:23 look at this guy just pounding beer and sammiches while this is going on like his life isn't on the line or anything.
18:40 his hand was 6s and 9s.
19:50 "What're you gonna do with him?" roflmfaolroflmfaololol.
20:00 she slides him a Rider back box when he asks for a new deck, and he's shuffling the Bikes, but then it's the other anonymous card deck again on the close up shots.
20:47 the thing is, even if she loses, I don't really like this guy that much anymore, lmfao. I mean, he's hot, but is that enough?? He kinda seems like an idiot.
21:00 on the super up close shots, they're using the Rider back... https://i.imgur.com/iveYEOV.png The overhead and close up scenes must have been filmed separately and it was all edited together.
21:10 so her shot showed her pulling from the Rider back, and his shot shows him pulling from the anonymous back... https://i.imgur.com/ZEVoR7d.png Those are hardcore continuity errors, and it makes me wonder.
21:37 Ace of Hearts... fitting.
21:48 ....yeesh. Wonder what Marshal Dillon is gonna think about this?
22:11 [piano playing upbeat melody] WHAT PIANO THOUGH?!?!?
22:48 sounds like this Bob dude is gonna get dealt with.
23:20 dude... did they HAVE to go there?? Why couldn't it have just been luck?! I've got a problem with that. I'm serious. Are they joking?? I hope it's a joke.
24:08 oh Lord... the Marshal is back.
24:14 I would hand that guy over to Marshal Dillon for sure. I mean he's hot, but he's not THAT hot.
25:00 God, what a man. This is just hot. This is so hot.
25:18 but on some real shit... see, these folks believe in JUSTICE.
25:40 "You saved my life." Oh yeah, I forgot about that!?
26:40 Kitty is definitely not safe by herself... I'd be having Festus over for the night.
27:22 TBH, I feel like this guy should relax and have some faith. He's kinda trippin'.
27:40 they should put the guy in jail.
28:00 FFS.
29:04 oh they're just spoiling us now... Gunsmoke knows what the ladies like.
29:11 TBH, I wanna know why too.
29:29 well... she probably had it coming. Anybody who is married to a guy like that has GOTTA suck.
29:31 "Go ahead. You've killed one woman." Roflmfaooo OHHHH, DEEEZAAAM. SUH-NAYUP!!!!!!!
31:22 this is actually 100% believable.
32:17 I told you that guy's wife was an asshole.
33:00 I dunno, that's just kind of a negative attitude.
33:20 FINALLY someone considers contacting Festus.
33:33 lol I dunno if Festus is 100% on board with this and I kind of agree with him... no way I'd jeopardize Festus's fine body for this ridiculously hot younger dude.
34:10 a WAGON?!!!!!!
34:36 he could have walked... he made it down the stairs didn't he?
35:16 they are NOT being inconspicuous about this.
35:40 this whole scene doesn't bode too well.
36:00 he just now got there... do they have a telegraph??!
42:40 "Human nature is always dependable." He's not a likable guy, but he's definitely right about that.
46:50 they did a great job making this guy look evil.
48:08 Festus loves this kinda stuff.
48:20 "Well, Doc, ain't that actin' kinda raunchy?" Roflmfaoflaolol.
1:20 wasn't this same guy in the other episode about bad water too? Hey, that's Jon Voight, he HAS been on the show before! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Voight It wasn't him in the other bad water episode though, apparently it was somebody else.
1:33 damn he's fine as hell... you know what, he DOES sorta look like Angelia Jolie. I absolutely can see the resemblance in the mouth area. Kind of interesting. Angelina and her brother James Haven do look like their dad.
1:55 and you know what else, the combination of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie somehow made Shiloh Pitt look even more like her grandfather... https://i.imgur.com/cHvs5MG.jpg
3:00 I guess Newly is deputized right now, but Festus isn't.
4:10 save the sexy people... let that guy go free.
5:08 hoooooooly crap. Wowwwwwwww. I did NOT expect that.
5:20 now they've REALLY gotta let him go.
6:11 oh she's alright, she's just a little wet!!!!!! *dancing banana*
9:40 Kitty's gonna advocate for that sweet piece of meat.
15:00 "Sam... bring in a fresh deck." Oooooohhhhhh, KITTY!!!!!!!!!! I wanted you before, but now I want you baaaaaad gurl. Kitty's about to play CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:30 oh I GET IT. She's gonna play for the prisoner. Holy crap.
15:40 "Sam... bring in the chips, please." *staredown*
15:48 he's worth it though... he'd definitely lay the pipe on you if you win.
15:50 it's even showing her shuffling. I just came. Twice.
15:58 that looks like a heart shaped amethyst. *rewind*
God, this show. I just cannot even believe it's STILL GOOD. It's NOT good. It's fucking GREAT.
14:47 this is WICKED. Pure fucking sex. Levels. Of. EPIIIIICCCCC. Epiiiiicccc. Epic. Epic.
Oh my God, man. HOW. HOWWW.
I can't believe this show.
15:18 it fucking ISSSSSS a heart shaped amethyst. I cannot. I CANNNNNOOOTTTTTTTT. https://i.imgur.com/cxzPCaT.png I cannot. I'm trembling, this scene is Titanic when Rose is getting banged in the Jackwagon levels of pure sex. I might ACTUALLY vomit.
15:54 [THUMPS DECK] The captions enhance the experience for me... they do.
16:00 OMGGGGAHHH it's too good, it's too GOOD!!!!!!!! Gunsmoke: It's too good.
16:06 it's SHOWING HER DEALING. https://imgur.com/a/iasnl2m They're using red Rider back Bicycles, which were first made in 1887... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_Playing_Cards Prior to 1887, there were different designs on the back of the cards, but the Rider became their main design.
16:30 in this scene, the cards have switched to an entirely different deck! A VERY similar back, but I have never seen this specific design. https://i.imgur.com/1RVwXrd.png It could just be a custom deck they made for the show, with an ambiguous backing. Or it could be a design that really was from the 1870s. Maybe it'll show the court cards... if they're different than the standard Bicycles, they might be using a period specific deck. They changed the deck for a reason. Maybe they knew Bicycles weren't era appropriate, or they weren't sponsored by Bicycle so they couldn't use their cards up close on screen.
16:42 y'all, what the fuck... https://i.imgur.com/wKkqXJC.png
18:23 look at this guy just pounding beer and sammiches while this is going on like his life isn't on the line or anything.
18:40 his hand was 6s and 9s.
19:50 "What're you gonna do with him?" roflmfaolroflmfaololol.
20:00 she slides him a Rider back box when he asks for a new deck, and he's shuffling the Bikes, but then it's the other anonymous card deck again on the close up shots.
20:47 the thing is, even if she loses, I don't really like this guy that much anymore, lmfao. I mean, he's hot, but is that enough?? He kinda seems like an idiot.
21:00 on the super up close shots, they're using the Rider back... https://i.imgur.com/iveYEOV.png The overhead and close up scenes must have been filmed separately and it was all edited together.
21:10 so her shot showed her pulling from the Rider back, and his shot shows him pulling from the anonymous back... https://i.imgur.com/ZEVoR7d.png Those are hardcore continuity errors, and it makes me wonder.
21:37 Ace of Hearts... fitting.
21:48 ....yeesh. Wonder what Marshal Dillon is gonna think about this?
22:11 [piano playing upbeat melody] WHAT PIANO THOUGH?!?!?
22:48 sounds like this Bob dude is gonna get dealt with.
23:20 dude... did they HAVE to go there?? Why couldn't it have just been luck?! I've got a problem with that. I'm serious. Are they joking?? I hope it's a joke.
24:08 oh Lord... the Marshal is back.
24:14 I would hand that guy over to Marshal Dillon for sure. I mean he's hot, but he's not THAT hot.
25:00 God, what a man. This is just hot. This is so hot.
25:18 but on some real shit... see, these folks believe in JUSTICE.
25:40 "You saved my life." Oh yeah, I forgot about that!?
26:40 Kitty is definitely not safe by herself... I'd be having Festus over for the night.
27:22 TBH, I feel like this guy should relax and have some faith. He's kinda trippin'.
27:40 they should put the guy in jail.
28:00 FFS.
29:04 oh they're just spoiling us now... Gunsmoke knows what the ladies like.
29:11 TBH, I wanna know why too.
29:29 well... she probably had it coming. Anybody who is married to a guy like that has GOTTA suck.
29:31 "Go ahead. You've killed one woman." Roflmfaooo OHHHH, DEEEZAAAM. SUH-NAYUP!!!!!!!
31:22 this is actually 100% believable.
32:17 I told you that guy's wife was an asshole.
33:00 I dunno, that's just kind of a negative attitude.
33:20 FINALLY someone considers contacting Festus.
33:33 lol I dunno if Festus is 100% on board with this and I kind of agree with him... no way I'd jeopardize Festus's fine body for this ridiculously hot younger dude.
34:10 a WAGON?!!!!!!
34:36 he could have walked... he made it down the stairs didn't he?
35:16 they are NOT being inconspicuous about this.
35:40 this whole scene doesn't bode too well.
36:00 he just now got there... do they have a telegraph??!
42:40 "Human nature is always dependable." He's not a likable guy, but he's definitely right about that.
46:50 they did a great job making this guy look evil.
48:08 Festus loves this kinda stuff.
48:20 "Well, Doc, ain't that actin' kinda raunchy?" Roflmfaoflaolol.
