Fleeing the Plantation

[Mister Obvious]

The reason white people are white is because they can supposedly synthesize vitamin D more readily in northern climes.

Yeah but some places don't have the sun properly positioned over them to actually synthesize vitamin D for most months in the year... like, the more northerly, the less it is.

Just cuz the sun's shining on a winter's day doesn't mean you're getting vitamin D. If you're above the 36th parallel, you aren't getting any. At all.